THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Developing the mind is important,
But developing a conscience
is the most precious gift parents
can give their children.
John Gray
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Good morning postman fans
Desires cause peace to disappear. You
think that acquiring things will make
you feel secure, but the reality is that
the more you have the more fear there usually
is of losing it, and the further you are from
peace. Desires are the cause of all conflicts.
When you want something and cannot get it you
become frustrated. Learning to be free from
desires is learning how to stay peaceful.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Dad.mom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x046.html
what do you mean
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x047.html
16 times
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x048.html
how much
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x049.html
stress
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x050.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Ronnie Barker - Mispronunciation Sketch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/525.html
A Different Christmas Poem (Revised
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/526.html
Marching Band Forms Giant Football Player
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/527.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
perfect examples
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd545.html
Rick, fresh out of accounting school, went to a
interview for a good paying job.
The company boss asked various questions about
him and his education, but then asked him, "What
is three times seven?"
"Twenty-two," Rick replied.
After he left, he double-checked it on his
calculator (he *knew* he should have taken it to
the interview!) and realized he wouldn't get the
job.About two weeks later, Rick got a letter that
said he was hired for the job!
He was not one to look a gift horse in the mouth,
but he was still very curious.
The next day, he went in and asked why he got the job,
even though he got such a simple question wrong.
The boss shrugged and said,
"Well, you were the closest."
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The new priest was so nervous at his first mass
that he could hardly speak. Before his second appearance
in the pulpit, he asked the Monsignor how he
could relax. The Monsignor said, "Next Sunday, it may
help if you put some vodka in the water pitcher. After a few
sips everything should go smoothly." The next Sunday the
new priest put the suggestion into practice and was able
to talk up a storm. He felt great! However, upon his
returning to the
rectory, he found a note from the Monsignor.
It Read:
1. Next time SIP. don't gulp
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. We don't refer to the cross as the "Big T"
5. The recommeded grace before meals is not "Rub-a-dub-dub,
thanks for the grub. Yeah God"
6. David slew Goliath, he didn't "Beat the shit out of him"
7. Don't refer to Jesus Christ and his apostles as "JC and the Boys"
8. It's always "Virgin Mary" not "Mary with a cherry"
9. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost are not "Big Daddy, Junior, and
the Spook"
10. And last but not least, next Wednesday there is a taffy pulling contest
at St Peter's Church, not a peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy's Church.
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A LADY WALKS INTO TIFFANY'S .. SHE LOOKS AROUND, SPOTS A BEAUTIFUL DIAMOND
BRACELET AND WALKS OVER TO INSPECT IT...
AS SHE BENDS OVER TO LOOK MORE CLOSELY, SHE UNEXPECTEDLY FARTS...
VERY EMBARRASSED, SHE LOOKS AROUND NERVOU?"çF@s'tîcåQ¡àh'¬
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