THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I get this poem every winter & every
winter I love re-reading it.
It's a beautiful poem and very well written.
Thought it might be a comfort to you, it was to me.
WINTER....
Fuck!
It's cold!
The End.
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FROM:
THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER:
California vintners in the Napa Valley area,
which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir
and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid
grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips
older people have to make
to the bathroom during the night.
The new wine will be marketed as PINO MORE
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
gym instructors
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w071.html
on the plus side
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w072.html
Frosty the snow man
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w073.html
body language
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w074.html
Billy's crayons
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w075.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Facebook rules
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/490.html
looking good
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/491.html
pickup lines
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/492.html
a great race
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/493.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
Mary did you know
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd532.html
I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got
arrested for mooning.
The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked.
I asked him, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.
I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I
can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray
after the meal.
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex.
She called me from Chicago last night
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Kevin:"My wife and I argue a lot.
She's very touchy, the
least little thing sets her off."
Christopher:"You're lucky. Mine is a self-starter."
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Harry teed his ball up, addressed his golf ball, and took a
magnificent swing. Something went wrong, and he hit a wicked slice.
The ball left the fairway he was playing, and it went onto the
adjoining one -- where it hit a man full in the face. He dropped like
a rock!
Rushing over to the man, Harry and his partner found him unconscious,
with the ball lying between his feet. "Oh no!" exclaimed Harry. "What
should we do?"
"I'm not sure," said his partner. "But don't move him! If we just
leave him here, he's an immovable obstruction and you can either play
the ball from where it lies or drop it two club lengths away without
penalty."
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Boudreaux was out in da field talkin' wit his frien Thibodeaux.
Thibodeaux said, "Boudreaux , you see dat ole barn out dere? Well
man, its completely infestered wit' rats. I tried everything I know
an' can't get rid of dem."
Boudreaux say, "Thibodeaux, I know zactly how to get rid of dem rats.
You gotta get you one of dem bull constriptors."
Thibodeaux say, "Whats a bull constriptor?"
Boudreaux explains, "Man. Dats one of dem big ole snakes and he loves
to eat rats and swallers dem whole, all at once."
Well, da nex' day Thibodeaux went down to Kliberts reptile farm and
bought him da biggest bull constripter dat dey got.
He brought dat snake to da barn an let him loose right in da middle
and just sat dere and watched.
Well, Thibodeaux was watchin' for a long time, I mean long, an dere
wasn't nuttin' happenin'. Dat big o le snake jus curled up hiself in
da middle of dat barn and slept all day. He didn't even move and dem
rats jus run all around.
Thibodeaux got real frustrated and he called up Boudreaux on da
phone, "Boudreaux, man dats some bad advice bout dat snake. Dem rats
day long."
Boudreaux say, "Man, Thibodeaux, I know just what to do. Give dat
snake some Viagra."
Thibodeaux say, "What! Viagra! What's dat gonna do?"
Boudreaux say, "I was just listening to da radio and de man say dat
Viagra is da best t'ing to use for a reptile dysfunction.
FUN PAGES
Silly Puddy
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42296&s=n
Lingerie Bowl
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=20491&s=n
Keyboard Invention
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42291&s=n
Dogs That Can't Bark
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42288&s=n
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BUFFALO BILL
Shitty Day At The Gym
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kjghfhdthrffd.htm
Best Wave Ever
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sdfsfw.htm
Better Than A Beer Commercial
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sssfw.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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