THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
sparring
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y056.html
what the chart shows
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y057.html
a true friend
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y058.html
pardon me
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y059.html
while your up
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y060.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
HiJack
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/667.html
the fire pole
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/666.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
relax
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd552.html
At the end of a tiny deserted bar in downtown Detroit
sat a huge black man. He was having a few beers, when
a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walked
in and sat beside him.After three or four beers, the
gay man got the courage to say a few words to the big
black man. Leaning over towards him, he whispered,
"Do you want a blow job?"At this, the massive black
man leaped up with fire in his eyes, and smacked the
crap out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his
stool. He proceeded to beat him all the way out of the
bar, before leaving him bruised and battered in the
parking lot, and returning to his seat.Amazed, the
bartender quickly brought over another beer to the black
man, and said, "I've never seen you react like that.
"What did he say to you?"
"I don't know," the black man replied."Something about a job."
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'Twas the Day AFTER Christmas
'Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house,
Every creature was hurtin', even the mouse.
The toys were all broken, their batteries dead;
Santa passed out, with some ice on his head.
Wrapping and ribbons just covered the floor,
While upstairs the family continued to snore.
And I in my T-shirt, new Reeboks and jeans,
Went into the kitchen and started to clean.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the sink to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the curtains, and threw up the sash.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a little white truck, with an oversized mirror.
The driver was smiling, so lively and grand;
The patch on his jacket said, "U.S. POSTMAN."
With a handful of bills, he grinned like a fox,
Then quickly he stuffed them into our mailbox.
Bill after bill, after bill, they still came,
Whistling and shouting he called them by name:
"Now Target, now Best Buy, now Penny's and Sears.
There's eBay and Amazon - you're up to your ears!
To the tip of your limit, every store, every mall,
Now charge away - charge away - charge away all!"
He whooped and he whistled as he finished his work.
He filled up the box, then turned with a jerk.
He sprang to his truck and he drove down the road,
Driving much faster with just half a load.
Then, I heard him exclaim with great holiday cheer,
"Enjoy what you got . . . you'll be paying all year!"
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BUFFALO BILL
The Interview
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6244.htm
The Big Man Where Are You
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6245.htm
Remote
http://www.buffaloschips.com/weredo.htm
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FUN PAGES
Mating Mules
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42218&s=n
10 Insane De-Motivationals
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41133&s=n
How to Make a Paper Catamaran
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42156&s=n
Unbelievably Strange But True
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=40998&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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