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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
I want to thank everyone for the kind words and for sharing your
lives
and humor with me over the past year. It is always a pleasure after
I have brushed aside the annoyances of the day to open my mailbox
and hear from you. I am ready to face the new year and hope that
you will all be beside me as we see what the next 365 days have
in store. There will be hopes and dreams, tears and fears, and
change galore but with each other for strength and humor in our
hearts we will make it or end up in Heaven trying. Welcome to 2011.
I will be going to 6 daya a week for a short time at least till I
get
back on an even keel and my hours are going to be varied.
For those who have waited 31 days to see what we have to give
us reason to imbibe or take a moment to rest and contemplate
here is this month's list of weird holidays.
1 New Year's Day
1 First Foot Day
1 Polar Bear Swim Day
1 First Cheese Factory Opened
2 Drinking Straw patented
3 Festival of Sleep Day
3 National Chocolate Covered Cherry Day
4 Trivia Day
4 Tennis Day
4 Flower Basket Day
4 National Spaghetti Day
5 National Whipped Cream Day
5 Bird Day
6 Bean Day
7 Old Rock Day
7 Panama Canal Day
7 Typewriter Patented
8 Rock 'n' Roll Day
8 First Computer Patented
10 Peculiar People Day
10 Volunteer Fireman's Day
11 Secret Pal Day
11 International Thank You Day
11 Pharmacist's Day
11 National Milk Day (milk delivered in bottles for first time-1878)
12 Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day
13 Make Your Dreams Come True Day
13 Stephen Foster Memorial Day
14 National Dress Up Your Pet Day
15 Hat Day
15 Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.'s Birthday (born 1929)
16 Hot and Spicy Food International Day
16 Religious Freedom Day
16 National Fig Newton Day
16 National Nothing Day
17 Pig Day
17 Ben Franklin's Birthday (born 1706)
18 Winnie the Pooh Day
19 National Popcorn Day
19 Archery Day
19 Robert E. Lee's Birth Anniversary (born 1807)
20 Cheese Day
20 Basketball Day 21 Hat Day
21 National Hugging Day
23 National Handwriting Day
23 National Pie Day
23 Measure Your Feet Day
24 National Peanut Butter Day
24 Eskimo Pie Patent Day (by Christian Nelson in 1922) 24 Gold
discovered in California (Sutter's Mill in 1848)
24 National School Nurse Day
25 Opposite Day
25 Observe the Weather Day
26 National Popcorn Day
26 National Peanut Brittle Day
27 National Chocolate Cake Day
27 Australia Day (the day Sydney, Australia was settled in 1778)
27 National School Nurse Day
28 National Kazoo Day
28 Bald Eagle Day
29 National Rattle Snake Roundup Day
29 National Puzzle Day
29 National Corn Chip Day
30 Escape Day
31 National Popcorn Day
31 National Backwards Day
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Doug and Tammy decided to take a vacation and travel
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They stopped their first night at a motel that must
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Jill was talking to her hair stylist. "It's silly," she said, "but
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"What do you mean?" the beautician asked. "Well, I overheard her on
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Virgin Wool: Wool from a sheep that can outrun a New Zealander An
eighty-year-old man who had proclivities toward exhibitionism was
arrested for displaying his dried arrangement. When he tried to
force himself on a young woman, he was booked again for assault with
a dead weapon (Richard Lederer) .
What did the sign on the door of the brothel say?
Beat it - We're closed.
Confucius Says fly who sit on toilet seat, get pissed off.
Calling on an attractive coed, the theology professor asked, "Who
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Max the plumber was summoned to a mansion to fix a leak and,
discovering a very pretty maid there, he lost no time trying to
combine business with pleasure. The girl refused on the grounds
that her mistress was home, and she didn't want to be discovered and
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In a small Irish town, a poor, unwed girl was about to give birth.
Since she was destitute, the hospital bill was paid by the town
treasury. Subsequently, the parenthood was determined, and the
alleged father was penalized with a heavy fine. When the
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After the annual office Christmas party, John woke up with a
pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the
events of the preceding evening.
After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs,
where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what went on last night. Was it as
bad as I think?"
"Oh, Even worse," she assured him, her voice laden with scorn. "You
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entire board of directors, and insulted the president of the company
to his face."
John looked up and replied, "He's a jerk! Piss on him!"
"You did," Louise informed him. "And he immediately fired you."
"Well screw him and his whole board of directors," growled John.
Louise quickly remarked, "John, I'm really glad you feel that way...
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There's an oversexed lady named Whyte,
Who insists on a dozen a night.
A fellow named Cheddar,
Had the brashness to wed her...
His chance of survival is slight.
"I'm sick of Tchaikovsky", said May,
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn Vol 1955
Christmas 2010 - The Doggie Wars
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Sandi has been the Alpha dog of the four dog pack for years.
December 24th BJ decides to sit on Diana's bed.
Rudy is thinking: This is Diana's room, Diana's bed. This is my Dad.
I want to be close to him.
Sandi is thinking: What is Rudy doing getting close to my Daddy. I
will show him.
A push.
A shove.
Boom!
Snarl!
Growl!
Both dogs rear up on their hind legs and attack each other no hold
barred.
Teeth flashing! Anger to the max! This is all out hate!
BJ: Stop it! He is ignored. He cannot get between 160 pounds of fury
for fear they will rip him to shreds. He continues to implore them
to stop!
Soon they back off and quit.
BJ: What have you done? You are mates? You are best friends?
Sandi: We are done.
To be continued
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