THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Character is the real foundation of
all worthwhile success –
John Hayes Hammond
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
People say there is no difference between
COMPLETE & FINISHED.
But there is.
When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.
And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one,
you are... COMPLETELY FINISHED
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a sample
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y061.html
free gas
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y062.html
sorry girls
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y063.html
new girlfriend
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y064.html
save the children
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y065.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
larry griswold on the Ed Sullivan show
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/668.html
fireworks factory explosion
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/669.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
A present
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd553.html
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A woman was having a passionate affair with an
inspector from a pest-control company.
One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom
together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
'Quick,' said the woman to the lover, 'into the
closet!' and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.
The husband, however, became suspicious and after
a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.
'Who are you?' he asked him.
'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,' said the exterminator.
'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked.
'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation
of moths,' the man replied.
'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said, 'Those little bastards!
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A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and
an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland.
There was a large tree on one of the highest points
in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor
of her land so she started to climb the big tree.
As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that
attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down
the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor.
She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter
and how she came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and
then told her to go into the examining room and he would
see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits
from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest S
ervice and the Bureau of Land Management before I could
remove old-growth timber from a recreational area.
I'm sorry, but they turned me down."
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Tom was in his usual place in the morning sitting at
the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came
across an article about a beautiful actress that was
about to marry a football player who was known
primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge.
He turned to his wife Linda, with a look of question
on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest
shmucks get the most attractive wives."
His wife replies, "Why thank you, dear!"
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BUFFALO BILL
The Big Man Where Are You
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6245.htm
Remote
http://www.buffaloschips.com/weredo.htm
Rocket Man
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sdfsxd.htm
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FUN PAGES
Crazy Tyre
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38554&s=n
The End Of The Internet
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41111&s=n
Jewel Quest Mysteries: Trail of the Midnight Heart
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41739&s=n
Illegal Swim
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41426&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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