THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
You never plow a field only
by turning it over in your mind
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Well, y'all ready and set for xmas? I suppose
that we are at this house. (well, at least as much as we
are gonna be.) Wasn't a whole lotta decorating
done. there was sum discussion about the idea last
Sunday night. However, no one volunteered to
go get the tree from the attic. So much for that.
We did draw names this year at Thanksgiving. Not that there
are that many in our little clan. But,this way you can
spend a decent sum of money and buy a little nicer
present for just one person, rather than a little bit
of money on a lot of little presents that that you
want to pretend were a lot of big presents and
you spent a lot on each, but won't really mean anything
in the end. I drew the easiest name of all to shope for,
I drew the war department. With her all I shall have to
do is send her to the store with the credit card. Which is
what I would have done this year whether we drew names or
not:) Dun matter nun about price, she will spend what she deems
fit. I suppose I may get more than one gift this year. She
undoubtebly will find it oblidging to present me with a gaily
wrapped package of undies and sox or such. Which is what wives
are supposed to do this time of year. Then some other poor
sod from the family will present me with another gift who actually
did draw my name. But alas if I had really wanted it, I would
have already gone out and bought it already.
Go figger.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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about halfway thru the video
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How to blow a turkey call.
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Q. Why are there two Senators for each state?
A. Somebody's got to be the designated driver.
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A fellow is standing in a bar and another guy walks up to him and
says, "Are you Joe Smith?"
The fellow says, "Yes, I'm Joe Smith."
He says, "Were you in Chicago in early June?"
The fellow takes out a little notebook and rifles through the pages,
and says, "Yeah, I was in Chicago in early June."
"Did you stay at the Hyatt?"
The guy looks through his notebook again and says, "Yes, I stayed at
the Hyatt."
"Were you in room 1368?"
The fellow checks his notebook and says, "Yes, I was in room 1368."
The guy says, "Did you know a Mrs. Wentworth who stayed in room 1369?"
The guy looks in his book again and says, "Yes, I knew Mrs. Wentworth
who stayed In 1369."
The guy says, "Tell me, did you have an affair with Mrs. Wentworth?"
The fellow scans his notebook and says, "Yes, I had an affair with
Mrs. Wentworth."
The guy says, "Well, I'm Mr. Wentworth and I don't like it!" Again
the fellow looks in his notebook and says, "You know, you're right. I
didn't like it either."
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A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, 'Is it still
a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?'
The rabbi responded, 'Yes, that is still one of our laws.'
The priest then asked, 'Have you ever eaten pork?'
To which the rabbi replied, 'Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to
temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.'
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading..
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, 'Father, is
it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?'
The priest replied, 'Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.'
The rabbi then asked him, 'Father, have you ever fallen to the
temptations of the flesh?'
The priest replied, 'Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke
my Faith.'
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for
about five minutes.
Finally, the rabbi said, 'Beats the shit out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?'
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A guy cruises through a stop sign,and gets pulled over by a local
policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance
verification, plus his concealed carry permit.
"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"
"Yes, I am.""Well then, better tell me what you got."
Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket.
There's a 9mm semi-auto in the
glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."
"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"
"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."
"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"
"Nope.""Well then, what are you afraid of...?""Not a darn thing..."
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BUFFALO BILL
Love
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Hair Piece
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Hang Onto That Pole
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FUN PAGES
Fat Fun
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Lost in the City
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Olympics Canceled
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Fishing Champion
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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