THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Good communication is as stimulating
as black coffee,
and just as hard to sleep after.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Well it happened. Yep. That dreaded event
that we all hate to see. The first snow of
the season. Everything up till yesterday
was just minor flurries here and there.
Old man Winter? it hit us pretty hard here in
West Michigan. Kept road crews busy.
Sent a lot of folks into the ditch because
they had taken too many "stupid" pills and
somehow people always forget how to drive
on snow after going all summer. That is good
the tow truckers say, ka ching ka ching and
money in their pocket. for sure. I normally
say snow? who cares. me go back night night.
wake up tomorrow. Being "retarded" does have
a few advantages. not many, but a few. I am
not wealthy enough to be retarded in warm
places like Florida when places like Michigan
turn into an icebox. Besides, there are good
things about living in Michigan. I just
can't think of any at the moment. Anyways, what
didn't help me today, wouldn't you know, I had
only one doctor's appointment for the entire
month of December and you know what? I scheduled
it on the 1st so I could get it "out of the way".
So, yeah, don't feel bad, I had to go out in that
crap too. Sigh,
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
why are you crying
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w051.html
getting in trouble in class
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w052.html
the TSA
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w053.html
the cat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w054.html
the chicken crosses the road...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w055.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Animals of YouTube sing "Deck the Halls"
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/478.html
mentos
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/479.html
a bow and arrow
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/480.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
want to visit an exotic place?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd529.html
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There was an inmate on death row, and he was
scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the
next morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards
were being very nice to him. But when they asked him
if he wanted something specific for his last meal,
he didn't want anything special. When they asked
if there was something special he wanted to do, he
said nothing. It went on like this all day. Finally
when he was put before the firing squad, the guard
asked if he wanted a cigarette and a blindfold. "No,"
the inmate said, "just get it over with." "Well, is
there anything that I can do for you before you go?"
said the guard. "You didn't even want a special last meal!"
The inmate thought. "Actually," he said, "Music is my
life. One thing I would really like would be to sing my
favorite song, one whole time through, with no
interruptions." The guard nodded and told him to go
ahead.The inmate started...
"One million bottles of beer on the wall......!"
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A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter
from his grandmother asking him to send her a current
photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed
to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he
cuts a photo in half and mails it. The next day he
discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half
of the photo. He's really worried but then remembers how
bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.
A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his Grandmother.
It says: "Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle...
it makes your nose look too short."
Love, Grandma
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During the second Gulf War, I was an Air Force colonel.
I routinely flew on different aircraft to familiarize myself
with their capabilities. One day I was aboard an intelligence
aircraft where each crew member was surrounded by complex gear.
A young major showed me his computer screen.
"That's a chat screen, Sir," the soldier said. "We use it to relay
enemy information to the crew--like instant messaging."
Nodding, I moved down the line. Flashing on an airman's screen
several feet away was this warning:
"Heads up! The colonel's on the way!"
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Buffalo Bill
Royal Stuck-up
http://www.buffaloschips.com/30806.htm
Typing
http://www.buffaloschips.com/30807.htm
Book of Mormon
http://www.buffaloschips.com/30808.htm
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FUN PAGES
Drunk Insects
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41382&s=n
Rino Unicorn
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41410&s=n
Margrave Manor 2: Lost Ship
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41752&s=n
Dentist Electric Chair
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=34739&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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