THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end
of the day that says I'll try again tomorrow.
Mary Anne Radmacher
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
This came across my desk the other day
thot I would share it with you...
A letter from Santa
Dear Friends;
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have
been good this year and since you have I will be telling
my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your
tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts
from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem.
The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with an STD
from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords
leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9
pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to
the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds,
3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear
tree have me up to my sled runners in bird poop.
On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of
my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the Tea Party
and some people who can't read a calendar have
scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January.
Maybe next year I will be able to get my act together and bring
you the things you want. This year I suggest you get your butts
down to Wal-Mart before everything is gone.
Sincerely,
Santa Claus
Hope it don't spoil yer xmas!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Santa's toys
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x056.html
the TSA is at it again
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x057.html
It's a boy!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x058.html
womens prison
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x060.html
the Scouts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x061.html
when it snows it blows
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x062.html
the water bed
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x063.html
stop
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x064.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
morning pee
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/532.html
Laurel and Hardy meet Santana
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/533.html
a message from Santa
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/534.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
The Atlantic hiway in Norway
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd546.html
A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front
of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell,
and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes around the house and into the backyard and
sees a handsome Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I
could talk when I was pretty young, and I wanted to help
the government; so I told the CIA about my gift, and in
no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,
sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no
one figured a dog would be eavesdropping."
"I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew
I wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down."
"I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover
security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."
"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals."
"I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars", says the owner.
The guy says, "This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."
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Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual
park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his
morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and
asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said; "Well, I eat Italian bread every day..
It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any Italian bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves."
She said, "My goodness mister, 5 loaves... Don't you think by
the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard?"
He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows
about this Italian bread thing but me."
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A gynecologist has a burning desire to become an auto mechanic,
so she signs up for a class. When the time comes for her
practical exam, she prepares carefully and performs the test
with tremendous skill.When the results come back she sees that
she has scored 150%. Fearing that there's been an error she
asks her instructor how she could have scored better than perfect.
The teacher replies: "During the exam, you took the engine
apart perfectly, that is worth 50%. You put it back together
perfectly which was worth another 50%."
"So, how does that make 150%?" She inquired...
The instructor answers, "I just had to give you an extra 50%
because you did it all through the tailpipe!"
BUFFALO BILL
carpet munch
http://www.buffaloschips.com/njbkcvbnjcvlbc.htm
carrier
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kbvjvckbc.htm
carrying donuts
http://www.buffaloschips.com/xjkvhckvgjcvg.htm
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FUN PAGES
Rhyme Time
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42232&s=n
Cat Leather
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42243&s=n
Sniper Year 2
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41835&s=n
Funny But Sexy T-Shirt Girl
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=40650&s=n
Time Pilot Game
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41563&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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