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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
The Christmas gift that Eva seems to like the most is a Tinkerbelle
costume that Buffy found at K-mart. Eva has worn it pretty much since
she got up Christmas morning with the exception of bedtime. The other night
Sandy put Eva in her pajamas and then put her to bed while I was working
on the computer. About four hours later Eva came out looking for something
and when I asked her what she was doing she said she needed her costume
and she changed back into it. I guess she had gotten a message from Peter
Pan
or something but Sandy was confused when she saw Eva in the morning
because she knew Eva wasn't wearing the costume when she went to bed.
Even though things get a little crazy around here at times, I really miss
Buffy
and Eva when they go home even though it's only a stone's throw away.
Enjoy the chips .... buff
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least one magic trick.
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The man looks skeptical but does as he's told.
"Now bend over and grab your ankles."
As he does Jonas walks behind him and the man flinches. "There," asks the
magician.
"Can you feel my finger in your ass?"
The man winces and replies, "Yeah."
The magician holds both of his hands over the guy's back, wiggles his
fingers in front of his face and shouts, "Ta-Dah."
Randy
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Phone Chips
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"Honey, I was checking your caller ID log on the cell phone
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Favorite Chips
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These are a few of my favorite things ...
When the lash bites
When the crop stings
When it hits the Spot
I simply remember my favorite things
And it makes me feel ... so hot!!
Wrist cuffs and collars and straps of black leather
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Tease whips and gags sort the girls from the boys
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Enema pipes and some new "KY" gel
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Black halter tops and a PVC skirt
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Rubber and latex are fun in all weather
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Feeling Chips
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The other day I was in the pub having a few quiet beers by myself.
The door opened and in walked the most stunning woman I've ever laid
eyes on.
5'9' tall, stunning blue eyes, silky blonde hair, an hourglass
figure barely covered by a tiny mini skirt and a flimsy cotton top.
I could see she was not wearing a bra and her incredibly firm
breasts were on show.
After watching her walk in I turned back to my beer.
No sooner had I taken a sip when I turn to see her pulling another
bar stool up close to me and sitting down.
She said ' Hi ', and I said ' Hi' in return.
She asked how I was and took my hand and placed it on her perfect
inner thigh, rubbing it up and down.
'So, does that make you feel good ?' she asked.
'I'll bet you feel good,' she continued. 'In fact, I'll bet you've
never felt this good before.'
'Well, I have,' I corrected her. 'You see, when I was 18, I was
picked to play for the school 1st. XV in the Public School Finals in
front of a crowd of about 3000 and I felt really good.'
I immediately felt a bit pathetic saying that and I thought she
would get up and go but she took my hand off her thigh and put it up
the front of her top.
Her nipple pushed into my palm as she massaged my hand into her
pert, perfect breast. 'How do you feel now,' she purred.
'OK' I replied.
Again, she said, 'I'll bet you do. In fact, I'll bet you've never
felt THIS good before!'
Unbelievably I heard myself saying 'Well, actually I have. In that
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scored a Try right under the posts with about 2 or 3 seconds 'till
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" Ahhh...." she growelled between clenched teeth, more than a bit
miffed, pulled my hand from under her top and thrust it down the
front of her skirt.
My fingers immediately met what felt like a wisp of soft cotton, and
she was wet !!!!
She snapped, 'Well tell me this, Smart Ass : Have you ever felt such
a cunt?'
'I certainly have' I answered, 'I missed the kick.'
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Short Chips
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Five mornings a week, my husband goes to the health club, gets on
the stair-stepper, sets the timer, and buries his nose in a book.
Recently, he noticed an amazingly fit middle-aged woman who seemed
to run circles around everyone, took few breaks, and rarely even
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One day he came home with a sheepish grin. .
"Well," he said, "I just found out --
they're identical twins."
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A hesitant driver, waiting for a traffic jam to clear, came to a
complete stop on the freeway on-ramp.
The traffic thinned, but the driver still waited. Finally a furious
voice from the vehicle behind him cried,
"Hey, fellow! The sign says, 'Yield',
not 'surrender!' "
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On a busy Friday night at the restaurant where I'd recently started
waiting tables, the owner suddenly emerged from the kitchen and
handed me money.
"We're in trouble!" He said. "We're out of quarters, and customers
are waiting. Go next door and get me $40 worth."
I ran to the supermarket next door, but a cashier said she wasn't
allowed to give out that many quarters. Determined, I sprinted to a
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four rolls of quarters. Twenty minutes after I'd left, I handed the
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Limerick Chips
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There once was a young holy roller,
Had a boy friend attempt to console her.
She'd gone down on his cock,
That was hard as a rock...
Chipped a tooth, plus she knocked out a molar.
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There is a young woman from Riga
With morals depressingly meager,
She's seduced twice a week
By a lecherous Greek
If "seduced" is the word when she's eager.
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There once was a man named Eugene
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It served either sex
And it played with itself in between.
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Parting Chips
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Two friends were at a bar discussing life and love. One said, "Would
you believe that out of all the women I've been with not a one of
them was a virgin? It'd be nice if girls saved themselves for
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"Yeah, Jim, I hear you," said the other. "Out of all the women I've
been with I've only had two virgins myself; my wife and yours."
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1952
Cookie Monster
BJ purchased a box full of homemade cookies from Caldwell
last Sunday and was looking forward to eating them at the rate
of about two cookies a day.
Mistake number one.
Mistake number two. Sharing two cookies with Katie and Sandi.
Day two
BJ arrives home and he has skipped supper and has decided instead
to snack on cookies and some popcorn.
BJ goes into the kitchen..
BJ: Ack! The cookie box is upside down! There are only two cookies
left! Who ate my cookies?
Sandi and Katie are looking at each other with innocent eyes.
Katie: Us father? What gives you that idea? Maybe the mice are still
in the house.
BJ: Maybe it is the cookie crumbs around your mouth.
The herd
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