THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Men always want to be a woman's first love -
women like to be a man's last romance
Oscar Wilde
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Got something a little sensual today...woooo hooo!!!
He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow
and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly
shut the door and we were alone. He approached me
soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low,
reassuring voice close to my ear."Just relax."
Without warning, he reached down and I felt his
strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently
probing, and moving upward along my calves slowly but
steadily. My breath caught in my throat. I knew I
should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His
touch was so experienced, so sure. When his hands
moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and
partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I
felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage.
And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands,
I inhaled sharply. Probing, searching,knowing what he
wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid
them down my tingling spine and into my panties.
Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly
trusting and expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man
used to taking charge. A man not used to taking `no' for
an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man
who would look into my soul and say ...
"Okay, ma'am, all done." My eyes snapped open and he
was standing in front of me, smiling,
holding out my purse. "You can board your flight now."
(he he heh)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
all he can remember
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x065.html
I'm hanging your mothers picture, why?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x066.html
getting old
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x067.html
suffering
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x068.html
from a distance
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x069.html
farm relations
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x070.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Pure Michigan: Winter Virgins
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/535.html
munchies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/536.html
writing to santa this year?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/537.html
vacuum
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/538.html
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They
rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods,
the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and
even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune.
The first day they go fishing, but they don't
catch anything. The same thing happens on the
second day, and on the third day. It goes on
like this until finally, on the last day of their
vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed.
One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize
that this one lousy fish we caught cost us
fifteen hundred dollars?" The other guy says,
"Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
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A crusty old marine Sergeant Major found
himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal
arts college. There was no shortage of extremely
young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance,
one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for
conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but
you seem to be a very serious man. Is something
bothering you?" "No, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations
and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring
of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
know you should lighten up a little. Relax and
enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at
her in his serious manner. Finally the
young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take
this the wrong way, but when was the last time you
had sex?" "1955, ma'am.""Well, there you are. No
wonder you're so serious. You really need to
chill out and relax! I mean, no sex since 1955!
Come with me."She took his hand and led him to a
private room where she proceeded to "relax" him
several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she
leaned against his grizzled bare chest and said,
"Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."
The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice,
after glancing at his watch,
I hope not; it's only 2130 now."
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Henry and Molly were in divorce court after many years
of marriage. The judge asked, "Henry, is it true that
through the last three years of your marriage, you did
not speak to Molly?"
"Yes, your honor, that is correct."
"And how do you explain this unusual conduct?"
Harry replied, "I didn't want to interrupt her, Your Honor."
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Young Man: "Sir, could you please tell me what time
it is?"
Old Man: "Certainly not!"
Young Man: "Sir, but why? It wouldn't cost you anything
to tell me the time?"
Old Man: "It certainly may cost me something if I tell
you the time."
Young Man: "But Sir, can you tell me how?"
Old Man: "See, if I tell you the time you will definitely
thank me and maybe tomorrow you will again ask me the time."
Young Man: "Quite possible."
Old Man: "Maybe we will meet two or three times more and
you will ask my name and address."
Young Man: "Quite possible."
Old Man: "One day you may come to my house saying you were
just passing by and stopped just to say, 'Hello'. Then as a
courtesy, I will offer you a cup of coffee. After my
courteous approach, you will stop for a visit again. This
time you will appreciate the coffee and ask who made it."
Young Man: "Possible."
Old Man: "Then I have to introduce my beautiful young daughter
to you and you will admire her very much."
Young Man: smiles.......
Old Man: "Then you will try to meet my daughter more often.
You will then probably ask her out on a date. Possibly dinner
and a movie."
Young Man: smiles......
Old Man: "My daughter may start to like you very much, and
after dating regularly, you will fall in love with her and
propose marriage."
Young Man: smiles.....
Old Man: "Then the both of you will come to me and tell me
about your love and ask for my permission."
Young Man: "Oh Yes!!!"
Old Man: (Angrily) "Young man, I will never allow my daughter
to marry a man who can't even afford a watch!"
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BUFFALO BILL
Redneck 911 Call
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Redneck Crab Removal
http://www.buffaloschips.com/dsD.htm
Hot Dog
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ytrf.htm
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THAT'S ALLL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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