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Apologizing doesn't mean that you are wrong
& the other is right It means that you value
the relationship more than your ego…
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
HOW TO CHANGE.
In the infinity of life where I am,
all is perfect, whole and complete.
Change is the natural law of my life,
I welcome change.
I am willing to change.
I choose to change my thinking.
I choose to change the words I use.
I move from the old to the new
with ease and with joy.
Forgiving makes me feel free and light.
It is with joy that I learn to love
myself more and more.
The more resentment I release, the more
love I have to express.
Changing my thoughts makes me feel good.
I am learning to choose to make today
a pleasure to experience.
All is well in my world.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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My dinner party was headed for disaster.
One man, an insurance salesman, was monopolizing the
conversation with a lengthy account of recent litigation
involving himself. Since two other guests were lawyers, I
was becoming increasingly uneasy.
"In the end," the salesman concluded,
"you know who got all the money."
I cringed.
"The lawyers!" he shouted.
There was embarrassed silence at the table. My heart was
pounding until the wife of one lawyer said, "Oh, I love a
story with a happy ending."
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McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about
the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks.
An airline employee asked him if he was already homesick.
"No," replied McAteer. "I've lost all me luggage!"
"How'd that happen?"
"The cork fell out," said the Irishman.
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A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.
Paddy ordered a whisky.
The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.
He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped
by a dozen whores than let
liquor touch my lips!"
Paddy handed his drink back and said
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"
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Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband
was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst
out laughing. "Listen to this," she said.
"There's a classified ad here where a
guy is offering to swap his wife for a season
ticket to the stadium." "Hmmm," her husband said,
not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him,
Sarah said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"
"Absolutely not," he said.
"How sweet," Sarah said. "Tell me why not."
"Season's more than half over," he said.
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A young woman meets her old, retired, parish priest
and when he asks her how she is, she bursts out crying.
"What's the matter child?" he asks.
"Oh, Father," she says, "it's my boyfriend. He won't
marry me because I'm Roman Catholic."
"There, there child. Here's what you do. Explain to
him the faith of the Church, the traditions, the
ceremonies and the rites. That'll bring him around."
Tearfully, the young woman says she'll try it.
About a year later they meet again, and again she
bursts into tears when he asks how she is doing.
"Is it your boyfriend, child?" he asks. "Yes, Father."
"Did you explain about the Church as I suggested?"
"Yes, Father," she says, "but that was the problem.
He was so taken by it that he's now studying to be a priest."
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'The handsome American strode into a department store
in Paris,France, and headed straight for the lingerie
counter. He intently studied the array of lacy underthings
and the sales lady bustled over to him. "Do you have
something in mind?" she asked."I certainly do, ma''am,"
the American emphatically replied. "That''s why I want a nice gift."',
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The old Pressers goes to see his Doctor who tells him that, to
improve his blood circulation, he should take a pill a day, which he
promptly prescribes, and that he can also drink a glass of red wine a
day.
A few weeks later the Doctor happens to meet Mrs. Professor and asks
her how T.O.P. is doing.
"Well," she replies, "he's rather behind with the pills, but he's
about three years ahead with the wine."
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SydesJokes Video Clips
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Hidden Jobs Part #2 - Pedestrians Traffic Light
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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