Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My name is
Buffalo and I have the watch.
I had my monthly doctor's appointment yesterday morning which is why
you got the chips early yesterday. It won't happen everyday heh
heh. I wanted to go to the Credit Union before my appointment
yesterday so I would have extra money for prescriptions. I got to
the drive-thru and my driver's window was froze shut so I picked the
lane where I was a couple of cars back and worked on thawing the
window as they don't like you to get out of your car. They are
funny about stuff like that especially backing through the
drive-thru so your passenger can do their banking but that is
another story.
Anyhow I have the dash vents open and the fan on full speed and also
the fans to the back of the Suburban warming up the back and within
a couple of minutes all of the windows were free and I was on the
way to my doctor's office.
I have been using remote start lately and you have to be careful
till you get the ignition in the on position as touching the brakes
shuts everything off. You also don't want to turn your key the
whole way because the grinding of gears is hard on your ears.
Anyhow I didn't use remote start but just hopped in and when I hit
the key the roar from the fans was pretty loud. I put the Jimmy in
reverse and nothing happened. I went back to Park and back into
reverse again and hit the gas pedal and nothing happened. I shifted
to Drive and still nothing. I immediately freak out thinking I had
killed my transmission and then I looked at the gauges. My Tach
read 0 Rpms. I hadn't turned the key all of the way and the motor
wasn't running. I turned the fans off and hit the starter and life
was good again.
If you don't catch yourself doing something that you can laugh about
at least once a day you aren't paying attention.
Enjoy the chips..... buffalo
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Personal Mottos
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This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
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If I throw a stick, will you leave?
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I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
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The lady said she was fresh out of dough
And for that she was quite a bit forlorn
Cuz coming very soon was Xmas morn
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And made me a present of her hot libido
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No problem to get her clothes a peeling....
But complained she felt no sexual feeling
So had her douche a bit with blue Lavoris
And being a gent I just tickled her clitoris
And had to pry her off a fan in the ceiling
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Young Barb was intrigued with romance..
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Till she ended up with that special glow
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A guy walks into a pub and grabs a seat at the bar.
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The patron replies, "Whiskey!"
The bartender sets him up and keeps on working.
He slams down the shot and puts the glass down.
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1515
The Thing is...
Rudy is outside working on his doghouse when Katie comes up: Hey I
have
an idea.
Rudy: What Katie?
Katie: Let's make a run into town and see what is going on.
Rudy: Okay, let's get Sandi.
A few minutes later the three doggies are heading to town..taking
the backroads to avoid the dogcatcher.
Sandi: Sniff sniff...smell that?
Katie: Smells like hamburgers..
Sandi: I am hungry.
Rudy: I can see it. It is McDonalds. Did anyone bring money?
Katie: I brought my credit card. I will treat.
A few minutes later..at the drive through..: May I help you?
Sandi: I would like six quarter pounders with cheese and three
large fries please......
Rudy: I want a quarter pounder and fry.
Katie: Me to.
Sandi: Make it eight quarter pounders and five fries.
Drive around please...
Rudy: In our case we run around..
Later basking under a tree....
Sandi: Burp! I am so full..
Rudy: You should be ole girl.
Katie: Look there is the pizza delivery truck.
Sandi: I am off!
The herd in Guthrie
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