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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

From The Archives

I must apologize. We attempted to provide herd
members in this area with an accurate forecast
for the remainder of winter but it just didn't
work out. AS you may know we are two weeks
behind Pennsylvania here so when Punxsutawney Phil
sees his shadow and claims there is only six week
left, there are really 8 weeks back here. Our
big problem was lack of a ground hog. To begin
with Groundhog Guild is siding with their brothers
in the Screen writers Guild and honoring their
picket lines. As you may guess from what I just
said Phil is a Scab or non-union Groundhog riding
on the backs of past generations of Groundhogs
that organized and provided better wages, benefits,
and working conditions for Groundhogs everywhere.

To make matters worse the union was already mad at
me because the Groundhog I had last year got ran
over by a snow plow as he came out of his hole. The
Union requested 800.00 in burial fees which I refused
to pay as the body was never found. Even worse I didn't
have the option of using a Scab Groundhog like Phil
because Buffy and her friend ran over a non-union
Groundhog last summer and instead of taking it for
medical care they gave it to the police who took it
around the corner and used it for target practice
and then tried to cover it up by saying he had a warrant
and tried to escape.

I tried a last minute call to the Fraternal Order of
Chipmunks and Squirrels and they were able to send me
a large Grey Squirrel. We set up on the back deck and
waited for the sun to come out and just as the squirrel
stepped out to the sun rising in the East, a large
chunk of ice fell off the roof and flattened him. The
union is not returning my calls and there are vans from
the SPCA and OSHA outside and 60 minutes will probably be
next. I have had it, no more live animals will be
sacrificed here in the name of weather reporting, I
am having a stuffed groundhog prepared for next year.

Enjoy the chips and the next eight weeks of winter..

buffalo

P.S. I did actually go out this morning with my stuffed ground
hog from the Caddy Shack movie and he cast a shadow as he was
singing I'm Alright in the sunlight from the clear cold skies. Then
his batteries froze and he stopped moving much the same as a
real ground hog would if they were dumb enough to get up
in this weather.

P.P.S 2010 Update Since no animal wants to participate in a Ground
Hog Day's celebration this year I decided to use a nice inanimate
object
instead. A suitable replacement was the fire hydrant that is just
down the
street from my house. It was about the right height, had it's own
hole in the
ground it came out of, and most important, the city keeps them dug
out
in the winter, I guess so the dogs will have someplace to go other
than
on the clean white snow.
I took a look at the weather though, an as you can see there is no
Ground
Hog or fire hydrant that will see its shadow in the morning.

For Sault Ste Marie... at 6 am...mostly cloudy. Scattered flurries.
Temperature around 13. Light winds. At 8 am...mostly cloudy.
Temperature around 14. Light winds. At 10 am...mostly cloudy.

Another good reason for a ground hog to stay in bed was on the Food
Page
of today's paper.

Take gun (.22 cal is good). Load with bullets and accurately fire at
head [we're assuming the groundhog's head, not your own].

Skin groundhog and gut him. Clean out carcass with water hose.

Cut critter into quarters.

Make up a big batch of your favorite marinade (make sure it has oil
and vinegar to help tenderize the groundhog).

Throw marinade and critter pieces into plastic trash bag and
marinade around 2 to 3 days in the refrigerator.

Take out marinated critter pieces and throw on the grill on low
heat. Cook until rare to medium rare. Do not overcook, critter will
dry out.

And no one likes their critter dry.

Ah Gourmet eating at Uncle Jed's

Enjoy the chips.... buffalo

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It was tea-time in the pad, and the air hung heavy in thick blue
folds
as the beat bunch and their tourist friends lit up. Suddenly, a loud
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1514

The Ride

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ZOOM!!!!

BJ: Don't run me over girl. I see you have your riding scarf and
all.

Katie: I am ready to go father.

Outside they approach the car only to see Rudy and Sandi beside the
car.

Rudy: Wanna go.

Sandi: Me to.

BJ: I can understand Rudy wanting to go. He usually can either go
or not,
but Sandi... you do not like to ride.

Sandi: Today I wish to go.

BJ: Okay..everyone in.

Sandi: Shotgun!

Katie: Hey that is my spot.

Sandi: Not today.

BJ notices they are all sitting up..that is sitting on their behinds
as he
drives. This is different. Usually one or two of you are lying
down.

Rudy: I always like to look out the window.

Sandi: I never get in the front seat and it is helping my car
sickness. This
is great Daddy.

Katie: I am okay ... though I am in the back seat...Hrumpt!

Later after arriving home....

Sandi: Thank you Daddy I had a good time. Perhaps next time we can
take some sandwiches.

BJ: My dogs...always different.

The herd in Guthrie (they actually surprised me with this)

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