THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Despite the old saying,
'Don't take your troubles to bed',
many men still sleep with their wives
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
SPECIAL POEM FOR SENIOR CITIZENS!!
A row of bottles on my shelf
Caused me to analyze myself.
One yellow pill I have to pop
Goes to my heart so it won't stop.
A little white one that I take
Goes to my hands so they won't shake.
The blue ones that I use a lot
Tell me I'm happy when I'm not.
The purple pill goes to my brain
And tells me that I have no pain.
The capsules tell me not to wheeze
Or cough or choke or even sneeze.
The red ones smallest of them all
Go to my blood so I won't fall.
The orange ones very big and bright
Prevent my leg cramps in the night.
Such an array of brilliant pills
Helping to cure all kinds of ills.
But what I'd really like to know...........
Is what tells each one where to go!
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FROM:
THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Bush to be honored by the Obama Administration
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The Obama Administration will be honoring the
43rd President of the United States.
It has asked the U. S. Board on Geographical
Names to name the fault-line
in the tectonic area beneath Haiti after him.
The area will now officially be referred to as "Bush's Fault"
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
last call
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n000.html
when love is blind
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n001.html
computer date
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n002.html
Billy was warned
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n003.html
don't worry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n004.html
accident
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n005.html
love
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n006.html
being frank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n007.html
1 dollar: 75 dollar
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n008.html
hugs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n009.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the apology song
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9100.html
did you know
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9101.html
raw talent
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9102.html
welcome to Wisconsin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9103.html
why airlines offer pillows
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9104.html
the chainsaw
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9105.html
in the can
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9106.html
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
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A veterinarian was also an amateur geneticist. One day,
one of his experiments paid off.
He successfully combined
The DNA of a cantaloupe with that of a dog. The result
was a small, round dog with orange-tinted fur.
For many years, the dog was happy. But over time,
he became lethargic and morose. The vet tried
everything to cure the dog's depression.
Eventually, he decided to take the dog to a pet
psychiatrist. The psychiatrist told the veterinarian
to worry. The dog was just a little melon collie.
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A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After
she woke up, she told her husband, "I just
dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for
Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight," he said. That evening,
the man came home with a small package and gave it
to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to
find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".
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"Anyone with needs to be prayed over, come forward,
to the front at the altar," the Preacher says.
Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher
asks: "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you."
Leroy replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my
hearing." The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear,
and he places the other hand on top of Leroy's head and
prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for Leroy.
After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands,
stands back and asks,"Leroy, how is your hearing now?"
Leroy says, "I don't know, reverend, it ain't til next Wednesday".
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A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: "What do
you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked.
"Try to fix it if it's big; ignore it if it's insignificant,"
replied the lawyer. "What do you do?"
The minister replied "Oh, more or less the same. Let me
give you an example. The other day I meant to say 'the devil
is the father of liars,' but instead I said 'the devil is the
father of lawyers,'... so I let it go...."
BUFFALO BILL
Mustache Ride
http://www.buffaloschips.com/aygt6.htm
Pussy Six Pack
http://www.buffaloschips.com/au8h76.htm
Six Shots
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ajuh7.htm
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FUN PAGES
Fastest Firefly
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41423&s=n
Killer Bugs
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41428&s=n
Elite Corps Afghan Mission
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41589&s=n
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Heineken Dogs
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000702.html
Heineken Golf Advert
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000703.html
Heineken Holiday Party
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000704.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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