THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
"Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved."
-Victor Hugo
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town
Proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley .
A large crowd gathered and the all admired his heart for it was perfect .
There was not a mark or a flaw in it . Yes , they all agreed it truly was
The most beautiful heart they had ever seen . The young man was very
Proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart .
Suddenly , an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said ,
" why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine . "
The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart .
It was beating strongly , but full of scars , it had places where
Pieces had been removed and other pieces were put in ,
But they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges .
In fact , in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing .
The people started ... How can he say his heart is more beautiful ,they thought ?
The young man looked at the old man's heart and saw it's state and laughed
" You must be joking, " he said .
" Compare your heart with mine ,
Mine is perfect and yours is a mess of scars and tears ."
" Yes ," said the old man , " yours is perfect looking but I would never trade
With you . You see , every scar represents a person to whom I have given
My love - I tear out a piece of my heart and give it to them , and often they
Give me a piece of their heart which fits into the empty place in my heart ,
But because the pieces aren't exact , I have some rough edges ,
Which I cherish , because they remind me of the love we shared .
" Sometimes I have given pieces of my heart away , and the other
Person hasn't returned a piece of his heart to me . These are the empty gouges ---
Giving love is taking a chance . Although these gouges are painful , they stay open ,
Reminding me of the love I have for these people too , and I hope someday
They may return and fill the space I have waiting .
O now do you see what true beauty is ? "
The young man stood silently with tears running down his cheeks .
He walked up to the old man , reached into his perfect young and
Beautiful heart , and ripped a piece out .
He offered it to the old man with trembling hands .
The old man took his offering , placed it in his heart and then took
A piece from his old scarred heart and placed it in the wound in the
Young man's heart . It fit , but not perfectly , as there were some jagged edges .
The young man looked at his heart , not perfect anymore but more
Beautiful then ever , since love from the old man's heart flowed into his .
They embraced and walked away side by side .
Yours is beautiful too !
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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Aunt Jemima
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bastard
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pants
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love
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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how many beers
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huggies
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* I just got back from a pleasure trip.
I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
* I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years!
If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!
* What are three words a woman never wants to hear
when she's making love? "Honey, I'm home!"
* Someone stole all my credit cards but I won't be
reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
* We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
* My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent
our wedding night; only this time I stayed in the bathroom and cried.
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Walter was sitting in the doctor's office for his
annual physical going over a few fine points about
his health with his doctor.
The doctor said, "Your blood pressure is a little high,
you know Walter, you need to watch your diet and lose a little weight."
"But doc, I'm losing weight more and more each day."
"Oh really? How are you doing it?" asked the doctor.
"Well, just six weeks ago, I'd eat lunch at 12:00 and
have a snack around 3:00. Just today I had breakfast at
7:30, waited 2 hours, had a snack at 9:30 then I waited
an hour and a half and ate lunch at 11:00, then I waited
45 minutes and had a snack before coming here."
"And with this regiment you're losing weight?" asked the doctor.
"Yeah," Walter said excitedly. "More meals and less wait!"
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A blonde went to the market one day to buy penny candy for her kids.
She selected an assortment of hard candy and one of taffeys
and asked the storekeeper, "How much is it?"
"14 cents," answered the storekeeper, after quickly
counting up the pieces."14 cents! For what?" asked the blonde.
The storekeeper explained, "The 7 pieces of hard candy cost
7 cents, while the 14 taffeys, which are on special, '
Buy one, Get one Free'are another 7 cents. So together
it comes to 14 cents.""I know different!" replied the blonde,
indignantly. "7 + 7 is 11.""What?" said the storekeeper.
"7 + 7 is 11!" replied the blonde emphatically.
"How do you come to that?" asked the storekeeper
"I had 4 children by my first husband, before he died.
Then I married a second time, and my second husband also
had 4 children, from his first wife. Then, after we were
married, we had 3 children together."
"So, each of us had 7 children, and together we had 11
children. So,obviously, 7 + 7 is 11."
The shopkeeper gave her the candy for 11 cents.
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A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one
day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a
wedding gown for her fourth wedding.
'Of course, madam,' replied the sales clerk, 'exactly
what type and color dress are you looking for?'
The bride to be said, 'A long, frilly, white dress with a veil.'
The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, 'Please don't
take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are
considered more appropriate for brides who are being married
the first time, for those who are a bit more innocent, if
you know what I mean. Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice.'
'Well,' replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's
directness, 'I can assure you that a white gown would be
quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages,
I remain as innocent as a first-time bride. You see, my first
husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were
checking into our hotel.'My second husband and I got into
such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon
that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never
spoke to each other again.'
'What about your third husband?' asked the sales clerk.
'That one was a Democrat,' said the woman, 'and every night
for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told
me how good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened.'
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FUN PAGES
Mercenary Camp
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BUFFALO BILL
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I'm No Drive In Bank
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Gopher Hole
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Heinz First Date
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Helicopter Accident
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Helicopter Crash
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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