THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Justice is when the decision is in your favor.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I am sitting here at the local "greasy spoon", doing
this page on my laptop. The power has been out since
yesterday afternoon at the house. That means no Internet,
and I can not run my oxygen maker machine at home.
My portable air tanks have run out of air. So the owners
of this establishment allowed me to bring my oxygen
making machine down here to "wait it out" until Consumers
Energy gets things back in control.
I'm getting a might tired
of sitting here drinking coffee:)
I suppose I shall go over to daughter's house
this afternoon when she gets home from work
if the power is not on by then. Life can be a bit
challenging for those who are oxygen dependant,
at times.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
would you mind
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I sold it
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my girlfriend
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my love for you
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number 271
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greenhouse gas
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strip
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I've given up
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you can't marry me
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l028.html
national idiot day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l029.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
on the job
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coffee
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water
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tough bike
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robo cat
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Paul and Simon are talking about their respective
weekends when the sbject of picking up ladies pops up.
"I must say I'm doing fine in that department," says Paul.
"This weekend I hooked up with that Jenny Harris girl."
"Jenny Harris!" Simon exclaims, "What happened?"
"Let's just say I got lucky."
"I've heard about Jenny," Simon says,
"and I wouldn't call it 'lucky.'"
"I would," Paul says.
"In that case," Simon replies,
"you're the luckiest guy with herpes I know."
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During WWII, an American Army Captain stationed in England
met and fell in love with a British Lieutenant in the WRENS.
After a whirlwind courtship, they became engaged and his
fiancée wanted him to spend the weekend at her parents'
home in the country so they could meet him.
When they arrived at a huge estate, a Rolls Royce was parked in
front of a circular driveway with a staff of a dozen maids, butlers,
gardeners, etc., standing at attention awaiting their arrival. It
was obvious to the Yank that his fiancée was no ordinary Brit, but
of the nobility. Her parents were absolutely taken by her choice of
a husband and a delightful weekend was enjoyed by all.
When the Yank returned to his headquarters outside London, he went
to the British liaison officer's office, explained what had
happened, and asked what the proper protocol would be for him at the
wedding.
"At the wedding, pretty much the same as your American weddings, I
would say, but a bit more elaborate. The big difference would be
after the wedding. You will both have connecting rooms in the
Claridge Hotel. You will both go to your separate rooms, where you will
bathe, apply cologne, put on your pyjamas and robe, and go to the
door connecting your two rooms. You will rap on the door. She will
answer, 'yes,' and you will say, 'I offer you my honour.' She will
respond, 'I honour your offer.' That is your permission to enter her
room. After that, it's honour and offer all night."
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A guy recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan.
Having not seeing his wife for several months, he was looking
forward to a night of hot passionate sex with her.
Unfortunately, she came out of the shower with a towel wrapped
round her head.....he shot her!!
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A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates.
Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt,
leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, 'Who are you, so that I
may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven ?'
The guy replies, 'I'm Jack, retired Continental Airlines Pilot
from Houston.'Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says
to the pilot, 'Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter
the Kingdom.' The pilot goes into Heaven with his robe and staff.
Next, it's the priest's turn. He stands erect and booms out,
'I am Father Bob, pastor of Saint Mary's in Pasadena for the
last 43 years.' Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the
priest, 'Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom.'
'Just a minute,' says the good father. 'That man was a pilot and
he gets a silken robe and golden staff and I get only cotton and
wood. How can this be?''Up here, we go by results,'
says Saint Peter. 'When you preached, people slept.
When he flew, people prayed.'
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FUN PAGES
Elephant Whales
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Dead Love
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Big Big Big Lipped Woman
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BUFFALO BILL
Men's Locker room
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Magic Finger Find The G Spot
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My new Philosophy
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Great Ice Cream Commercial
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Great Italian Motorbike Display
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Great Tequila Commercials
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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