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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Prior to 1970 back here there was three AM stations that you
could listen to. One was a rock channel, one country, and one
which played a variety of music from Top 40 to Country. You
listened to those during the day time and at night when the
super stations in Detroit, Chicago, and Boston turned up their
wattage you had a handful of places that you could listen to
and a few that you could tune in when conditions were just right.

The number of radio stations grew and grew up till about 2000
with FM channels covering classical rock, easy listening, top 40,
country, and the old AM channels handling talk radio. Mergers
consolidated most of the stations to two companies which works
great because you can consolidate news, sports, weather, plus
advertising and sales staffs and operate with fewer people. That all
worked fine till yesterday.

My radio is tuned to a local talk radio station which had a local
show between 0700-0900. It served two purposes, their guests
answered a lot of questions you never saw in the paper and you
could call in and make your comments. It had its own group of
loyal fans and as of yesterday the show is gone. The two big
companies merged and as a result a group of really good people
are out looking for a job. Nobody's fault, just good business but I
will miss them.

Enjoy the chips... buffalo

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Q: Why are you married to that sadist?
A: Beats me!
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Q: What did Speedy Gonzales say to his wife on their honeymoon?
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Last time the circus came to town, an ad for an animal
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Only two applicants showed up: a male and a female.

The owner said he could only afford one animal trainer, so
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At first glance it appeared that the female was much better
prepared, since she came to the interview in a very long
flowing cape, with a whip & chair. She looked more like a
model than a trainer.

The man's only distinguishing feature was a soggy cigar
stuffed between his cracked and leathery lips.

The owner asked who would like to go first, and the man
said, "Ladies before Gentleman."

So the lady asked for her special music to be played, and
once the music started she entered the cage with a flurry
of whip snapping. She motioned the attendant to release
the tiger.

The tiger leaped into the cage snarling. The young lady
threw aside her whip, tossed back her cape and sat on
the chair as naked as the day she was born.

The tiger then circled her, sniffing the air, then suddenly
leaped toward her, put its face between her legs and
started licking. She threw back her head moaning, holding
the tiger by the ears with her thighs. She rode on the
tiger's face all around the cage.

Then the owner looked at the man and said, "That's quite
an act. Think you can do better than that?"

The man spit out his cigar, licked his lips and said, "No
problem, just get that dang tiger out of the way!"

Randy

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Picture if you will, a mountain high on top of the world with a
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three men standing by this cliff and remarking at what a long way
down it is.

Suddenly, a good fairy appears and says: "Good gentlemen I will give
you one wish. As you jump off this cliff, call out your wish, and I
will grant you your wish and safe passage to ground level."

So, the first man, who by the way was Italian, took a running start
and jumped off the cliff. As he plummeted to almost certain human
death, he called out,

"AN IROC CAMARO WITH BIG FUZZY DICE HANGING IN
THE WINDOW AND A GORGEOUS GIRL TO GO ALONG."

And just as the good fairy promised, he landed safely in between his
new "car" and gorgeous blond girl, where he proceeded to run from
one to the other, not knowing which one to kiss first.

The second man, being an East Indian by the name of Raj, saw what
happened to the Italian Stallion and ran off the cliff happily
screaming with his distinctive accent:

"RICHES AND FAME."

It was a short and simple request, but that was all the English he
could handle while jumping off a cliff. Well, low and behold as he
reaches the bottom safely he is swarmed by dozens of adoring fans,
while a limousine full of money arrives to pick him up.

Well, the last fellow was a short, stout fellow from a faraway place
in a most northern country called Canada. This fellow is commonly
referred to as a NEWFIE. The Newfie was so impressed at how the
other two gentlemen had prospered in life that he gave grave and
careful thought to what he would say as he plummeted off the cliff
at break neck speeds. So, he began to run, and just as he neared the
edge of the cliff he tripped on a stone and fell off the cliff,
yelling with disgust:

"SHIT!!!"

And thus, he safely landed.

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Mary: You'll love this story from my friend who works in the ER.

Jill: What happened?

Mary: A woman came in with a cell phone shoved up her rectum!

Jill: You're kidding!

Mary: I'm not. The woman said she and her husband were playing some
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Jill: Well, it had to be either that, or she doesn't understand the
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Do you ever miss the ex?

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Mary: Wait a minute! Did you say "ex" or "sex"?

Budget cuts to the Defence force forced the training team to start
doing mock combat using no explosives, guns, or basically any
equipment what-so-ever, so when it came to a training scenario,
the Sergeant in charge tells his recruits that they are under
imaginary fire, and what do they do?
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"stuff", and get into returning fire positions.

The Sergeant notices this one recruit standing out in the open,
quite relaxed and unfazed. Yelling, the Sergeant asks "What the
devil do you think you're doing? You're under fire!" So the
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Now the Sergeant's really annoyed. He yells again, "WHAT THE
HELL ARE YOU
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and replies, "I'm taking cover behind this imaginary tree Sergeant!"
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Friday Night is very much love-night for the Irish man. Arriving
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His lust, at fever pitch, after the sensuous excitement of a hard
night's dominoes, he approaches his beloved wife, enticing her
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The good lady in question perhaps over excited by the erotic
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chin, is at first somewhat reluctant. This coy reluctance is
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FOREPLAY

Foreplay is very important indeed. This basically consists of the
male, whipping off his slightly soiled Y fronts provocatively at
his wife, that usually land skid-mark side down, as he approaches
the bed gyrating with one hand on his hip and the other on the
back of his head, singing the ancient Gaelic fertility chant
"Here we go, here we go, here we go"

Upon reaching the bed he comments proudly on this rampant 8
incher. This is a classic example of alcohol induced double
vision.

INITIAL PROBLEMS

After 12 pints, sometimes the man's old Willie Winkie is a trifle
reluctant to extend itself (literally). Impotence is very much a
blow to the man's self esteem and the wife has to be very
tactful. She will offer gentle and sensitive words of
encouragement such as "Ye useless bastard, ye" or possibly "It
never happens to the Milkman".

Oral sex is a great favourite of the Irishman. He approaches his
wife with a cheeky invitation, "How'd ye like to put your teeth
round dis?" The woman nods willingly and points suggestively to
her falsies smiling happily in a bedside tumbler. "Go on then",
she says "but don't disturb me".

DOWN TO BUSINESS

Eventually the moment comes to consummate their tender love.
Again alcohol induced double vision is an important factor as the
man decides which of his willies to use for penetration.
Sometimes in his excitement as he moves into his position he may
suffer from severe premature ejaculation. A phenomenon he
explains to his wife using the poetic phrase "Oh fuck, I've shot
me load." If this does occur it is essential he makes up for
disappointing his wife by uttering tender and loving compliments
such as, perhaps, informing her she's the nicest woman he's ever
come across.

An imaginative lover, the Irishman, possibly having read the
woman likes to be spoken dirty to, says such things as "shite,
arsehole". The woman is speechless. The man is now thrusting
away, his mind a kaleidoscope of jumbled erotic thoughts.

The woman wonders if they should repaint the ceiling. Sometimes
she utters a word of encouragement such as "Are you sure it's in?
" Given his level sexual expertise the Irishman's ideal partner
should be a versatile lover specialising in the faked orgasm.
This takes the form of a breathless shout "Ooyah, ooyah, Big
Boy". Eventually its all over. The man roles over, falls asleep,
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of sex.

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His horse has already died of thirst.

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;

'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish.'

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If the government offers to help you, there's going to be a string
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There was a young fellow named Simon,
Who tried to discover a hymen,
But he found every girl,
Had relinquished her pearl
In exchange for a solitaire diamond.
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There was a young fellow named Skinner
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1522

Saturn vs Mars

BJ: What do you have in the box Rudy?

Rudy: I saved my coupons and got a telescope. We are putting it
together as we speak.

Sandi: Cresent wrench please.

Katie: Cresent wrench.

A few minutes later...

Rudy: How's she look pops?

BJ: Looks good. Tonight is supposed to be a clear night so can I
join
you?

Sandi: Sure thing daddy.

About 10 pm that night...

BJ: We are in luck, we have a full moon.

Katie: Let me see...Wow, pretty neat.

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Jupiter.

Katie: Uranus?

Rudy: Huh? My anus...

Sandi: No Rudy she means the planet Uranus. I think our telescope
is
not powerful enough.

Rudy narrowing his eyes at Katie: Are you sure you meant the
planet?

Katie humming...: Oh sure I did Rudy... I also noticed your
asteroid belt
is large.

Sandi: Run Katie run!

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