THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
You are getting old when you get the same
sensation from a rocking chair that you once got
from a roller coaster.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FROM:
THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The state of California has recorded an overly
large number of car accidents and highway deaths.
The Center for traffic analysis, a Washington
think tank, did a study recently on the matter,
and they say that this is due to the recent defects
in the breaking systems of Toyotas. They are
recommending that The State of California redesign
its road system to accomodate such automobiles.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
anger
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l050.html
Maurice the magician
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l051.html
correlation
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l052.html
Martha
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l053.html
scratch my back
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l054.html
sorry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l055.html
premature
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l056.html
husband
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l057.html
the whalers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l058.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
what a set of lungs
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mother of all pranks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9041.html
Super bowl 13
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musical leaf
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9043.html
condoms
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a dog's life
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9045.html
dinner
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9046.html
It was their first date, and she'd shown the patience
of a saint as he babbled on and on about his hobbies,
his pet peeves, his driving techniques, and even the
standards he used to choose his barber.
Finally, he came up for air and said, "But enough about me.
Let's talk about you."
She breathed a sigh of relief.
He went on, "What do you think about me?"
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A mouse was setting in a bar having a drink when a
beautiful female giraffe came in and sat down at the
end of the bar. The mouse looked over at her and ordered
her a drink. Soon he had moved down beside her and ordered
her another drink. After a third round, the bartender
looked up and they were leaving the bar together.
The next day the mouse limped into the bar, barely crawled
up on the barstool and sat there gasping for air. His
whiskers were bent and broken, tail was crooked and patches
of hair were falling out.The bartender took one look and said,
"How did it go last night?"
The mouse said, "Man, that was the best sex I ever had."
The bartender asked, "Why do you look so bad?"
The mouse replied, "Hey between the kissing and the
screwing I must have run 10 miles!"
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A young lady is on a cliff edge about to jump to
her death when a young man who asks if she's
going to kill herself approaches her. To her
reply of yes, he asks if she can give him a
blowjob before she does it. "Sure, life sucks, I
may as well." When she's done he tells her it was
great, and asks why she's going to kill herself.
She replies, "My parents disowned me for dressing like a woman!"
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A teacher asks a boy in her class, "Can people predict
the future with cards?"
"My mother can."
"Really?"
"Yup! She takes one look at my report card and
tells me what will happen when my father gets home."
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Pauly and Maury are chatting at the bar.
Pauly: "I had a toothache, so I went to the dentist this morning."
Maury: "Does your tooth still hurt?"
Pauly: "I don't know - the dentist kept it."
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FUN PAGES
Moon Patrol Game
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Anna Kournikova Calendar Shoot
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=20492&s=n
Lion Eat Lion
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41380&s=n
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BUFFALO BILL
Pub Drive
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RC Cooler
http://www.buffaloschips.com/axdse.htm
Rubber band
http://www.buffaloschips.com/aswqqw.htm
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Guess The Sound
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000675.html
Gun Control
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000676.html
Gun Idiot
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000677.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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