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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Its a special day today:
This is the 30th anniversary of
"The war department" and "the postman"
We are still on our honey moon tho,
because we have only been married
for 30 years now.
Seriously,
Couple folks have asked me
"what's your secret?"
Seems like marriage is as disposable
as paper plates these days. Fellas,
there really ain't no secret to being
happily married. I've learned over the
years that in order to be happily married,
you only really got to know about three things.
1. Yes dear
2. No dear
3. I'll be home real soon, dear
Well, you could maybe add a fourth one:
4. Ok dear, if you say so.
If you can remember them things, most
likely you will be a happily married man for
all the days of your life. Am I happy?
I always figgered that was a silly question to
ask me. After all. she says I'm happy.
so I must be:) Who am I to argue?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
needs help
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Dr. Milbank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m061.html
the Dukes
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domestic battle solved
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get ready honey
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hacking
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don't piss off your plastic surgeon
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Josh Blue
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2009 pole dancing contest
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best commercial of all time
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fire alarm
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I love your daughter
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Micheal Jackson arrives at the Pearly Gates, and St. Peter
doesn't recognize him, so St. Peter says,
"What'd you do on earth?" Michael says, "I dressed up in
costumes and entertained people and they all loved me."
St. Peter says, "Did you ever get in trouble?" Michael
says, "Well, I was accused of fiddling with little boys,
but we paid some of them off and I won the other court case."
St. Peter says, "I'm sorry, father, I don't see your name
on the list. What parish are you from?"
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A man got on the bus with both of his front pockets full of
balls and sat down next to a beautiful (yes you guessed it) blonde.
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, 'Its golf balls'.
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long
time deeply thinking about what he had said.
After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any
longer, she asked, 'Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow
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A city man goes on vacation, in the autumn, for a color tour in
the Midwest. Stopping one night at a small tavern for a meal and
a beer, he regales the waitress with tales of his adventures,
and his amazement, not only about the beautiful colors, but
about how many flocks of geese he'd seen, flying south for
the winter. The gray-haired tavern owner comes over, and says,
"Yup, those geese are amazing creatures."
"How do you mean?" asks the man.
"Well," the owner explains as he pulls out a chair.
"That 'V' formation they fly in is something they evolved over
tens of thousands of years, to allow them to go further distances
when they migrate.""Really?" asks the man.
"Yup," says the owner.
"The strongest flyer would take the point, and the other
geese fall in formation in his airstream, to allow them to
relax a bit, and not have to work so hard."
"That's amazing," says the man.
"Yup," the owner goes on. "And when the point bird gets
tired, it'd fall back, and another, well rested goose
would take over the point."
"Wow," says the man. "I never knew that."
"And, did you notice," the owner asks, "that one leg of
that 'V' was always longer than the other?"
"Well, now that I think about it, yes I did," says the man.
"Why is that?"
"Well," the owner grins, as he gets up. "It's got more geese in it."
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A woman's in labor, and she screams, "Get this thing out of
me! Give me drugs!"She turns to her boyfriend and says,
"You did this to me, you mother fucker!" He says,
"If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass, and
you said, 'Fuck off, that'll hurt.'"
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Little Johnny had a first date lined up with a
woman he had been
after for quite a while. When she finally consented
to go out with
him, he wanted to plan the most romantic evening
he could.
He picked her up at her apartment, and then drove
out to the beach.
Little Johnny had prepared very carefully for
this date and brought
out a blanket for them to sit upon the sand and a
bottle of the
finest wine. The moonlight was shining down on
them and Little Johnny
poured his date some wine. He handed her the
glass, looked lovingly
in to her eyes and said,
"Now this is what I call romantic. The waves
crashing on the shore,
the moonlight in your eyes, a warm tropical
breeze, a bottle of
wine.....," he takes a sip of wine and says,
"Oh and by the way...do
you Spit or Swallow?
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BUFFALO Bill
Cialis Commercial
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Cirugia
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Cock Piano
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Colo Rectal Program
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Amazing Gymnast
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Amazing Machine
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000055.html
Amazing Parrot
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000056.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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