THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
A government big enough to give you
everything you want is a government big
enough to take from you everything you have.
Gerald R. Ford, 1913 - 2006
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I am feeling a bit sorry for my son.
Like many Michiganders, he is feeling the
effects of the recession. The recession hits
everywhere, and here in our state it has reached
15 percent. The restaurant where he works is
feeling it like most West Michigan businesses. As
a result, his hours have been slashed to less than
half. He has been busy and diligent in looking for
work. Anything. got to hand it to the kid for his
tenacity. But alas, so far, to no avail. Reminds me
of when I was his age and me and the war department
had more babies than we could afford. I went out and
did anything I could to make a buck. Sometimes working
2 and even 3 jobs to pay the mortgage and buy pampers.
And I wasn't real selective when it came time to work.
Whatever it took, I was willing to try.
One of the less intelligent things I tried was repossesing
cars. Motivated with the offer of mega bucks, I thot
this was gonna be a great deal. Until one night I was
out and about and the owner of my target greeted me with a 12 gauge
shotgun. I did manage to get the car, and later went
down to the local police station to file a complaint.
The folks in blue around here are not real fond of
repo men and I finally figgered that out when the desk
sargeant taking my complaint asked, "well, did you
check to see if the gun was loaded? Actually, since this
is a repo, its really a civil matter anyway."
Didn't take long before I decided there was easier
ways to make a buck. Hope my son finds a better way to
make a living. And for all you folks out there looking
for work, we shall say a prayer that your search is rewarded.
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Venice
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l040.html
the trophy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l042.html
you missed him
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l043.html
another boring trip
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U.S. Immigration
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l045.html
water
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l046.html
history
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l047.html
come on baby
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
big doggy little doggy
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city council meeting
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danger. bird
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dancers
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assholes of the world
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how to split logs
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Three explorers were in the deepest darkest jungles of Africa,
and were captured by a pigmy tribe.
The tribe brings them before the chief, who declares that the
explorers were tracking across secret hunting grounds,
and the penalty was death. One explorer asks the chief
if they are to die, could they chose the way they wanted to go.
After much consideration, the chief agreed.
The first explorer loved to eat, and wanted to eat himself to death.
The tribe puts him in a hut with 10,000 lbs of food, and two
guards outside the door to make sure he doesn't escape.
The second explorer loved to drink, and wanted to drink himself to death.
Again, the tribe puts him in a hut with 10,000 gals of booze,
and two guards outside the door to make sure he doesn't escape.
The third explored loved to screw women.
This took a little time,as the tribe had to construct a large
hut and collect 10,000 naked women.
They finally got it all together, placed the explorer in the
hut with 10,000 naked women, and two guards outside the hut
to make sure he didn't escape. Time rolled by, and about 3
months later the chief remembered that he had to see how the
punishment of the three explorers turned out.
He went to the first hut, and found the man had ate so much, he exploded.
He had the two guards clean up the mess and dismissed them.
In the second hut, the explorer drank so much, he puked his guts out.
The chief had the two guards clean up the mess, and dismissed them.
You'd never guess what the chief found in the third hut...
10,000 pregnant women, two guards outside the door with red arses,
and the explorer whacking off in the corner!
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A couple were driving through the countryside in an old, beat-up Volkswagen.
The fertile quiet of the scenery began to inspire some lascivious
thoughts, so they decided to pull over to the side of the road and
engage in a little love making.
The girl quickly jumped out of the cramped car, stripped,
lay spread-eagle on the lush, green grass, and waited. And waited.
And waited..."Honey," she yelled, "if you don't get out of dat
Volkswagen, I's won't be in the mood much longer!"
"Baby," he lamented, "if I don't get out of the mood, I won't
get out of this here Volkswagen!"
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A New Yorker was flying to Los Angeles and when the airliner
reached Arizona the announcement was made that they were now
passing over the Grand Canyon.
He looked down for a few seconds and then went back to his magazine.
The stewardess said, "You don't seem too impressed."
The New Yorker said, "You've seen one pothole, you've seen them all!"
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A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his
applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome.
The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening
for people like you."
"Oh, great," he said, "What is it?"
"It's called the door!"
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One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came
down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest
town. "I'm lookin' for the meanest, toughest and roughest hooker in the
Yukon," he said to the bartender.
"We got her" replied the bartender. "She's upstairs in the second
room on the right."
The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the
hooker and two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the
stairs, kicked the door open on the second door on the right and
yelled, "I'm looking for the meanest, roughest and toughest hooker in the
Yukon." The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, "You
found her!" Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles.
"How do you know I want that position first?" asked the miner.
"I don't replied the hooker, "but I thought you might want to
open those beers first."
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The other day, I got pulled over by the police because my car
didn't have any hub caps on the tyres. I said,
"What's the charge officer?"
He said, "It's Indecent Exposure."
I exclaimed, "Indecent exposure?"
He said, "Yes! You can't just ride around with your nuts showing!"
BUFFALO Bill
Streaker Goal
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Sunrise Gold
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Super Gra
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Surprise During Meal
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Plan It Green
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Warlords Heroes
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Fruit Shooting
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SYDESJOKES LIST
A Satisfied Microsoft Customer
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Absolut Mulit
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Ace Beer Drinker
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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