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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
There are some days when I wake up and cannot think
of anything to say. And this is no exception.
When I actually do have something to say,
it usually is just rambling or doesn't make much
sense. So here is the question. Should I keep on rambling
like this on one of those "off" days, or should I
fill it up with gibberish,like I usually do?
What the hell, its gibberish no matter how you look at it.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
taxpayer
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the booby prize
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give and take
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level 4
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bummer, Hal
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liar
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marriage
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fifty bux
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give you ten percent
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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not just for professionals
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twist it
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love
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animator vs animated
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candid camera
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sex show for the deaf
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A French man, an English man, an American man, and a
lawyer were sitting on a train. The French man offered
everyone some French bread, then he threw it out the window.
The French man said, "Don't worry we have
plenty of those where I come from."
The English man offered everyone a crumpet and then he
threw it out the window. The English man said, "Don't worry
we have plenty of those where I come from."
The American man quickly threw the lawyer out the window.
The American said, "Don't worry we have plenty of those where I come from."
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Upon entering the confessional, she said,"Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned." The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made
mad passionate love to me seven times." The priest thought
long and hard and then said,"Squeeze seven lemons into a glass
and then drink the juice." The young woman asked, "Will this
cleanse me of my sins?" The priest said, "No, but it will
wipe that smile off of your face."
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A tourist arrived in Australia, hired a car and set off for
the outback. On his way he saw a bloke having sex with a
sheep. Deeply horrified, he pulled up at the nearest pub and
ordered a straight Scotch. Just as he was about to throw it
back, he saw a bloke with one leg masturbating furiously at
the bar.
"For fuck's sake!" the bloke cried, "what the hell's going
on here? I've been here one hour and I've seen a bloke
shagging a sheep, and now some bloke's wanking himself off
in the bar!"
"Fair dinkum, mate," the bartender told him, "you can't
expect a man with only one leg to catch a sheep!"
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A lawyer named Strange died,
and his friend asked the tombstone maker
to inscribe on his tombstone,
"Here lies Strange, an honest man,
and a lawyer."
The inscriber insisted that such
an inscription would be confusing,
for passersby would tend to think
that three men were buried under the stone.
However he suggested an alternative:
He would inscribe,
"Here lies a man
who was both honest and a lawyer.
"That way, whenever anyone walked by
the tombstone and read it,
they would be certain to remark:
"That's Strange!"
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A woman in labor is screaming profanity at her husband from
her hospital bed.
He says, "Hey, don't blame me! I wanted to put it in your
ass but no, you thought that might hurt!"
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A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a
respectable convent girl, untarnished with the sins of contemporary
society. After the wedding service, the bridal couple had to drive
through the more unsavory areas of the city on the way to the
reception. "William, what are those women doing leaning against
lampposts?" "Oh, those are just tarts who hire their bodies out for
sex at fifty dollars a time." "Wow, fifty dollars!" exclaimed the
bride, "the monks only used to give us an apple..."
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BUFFALO Bill
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Things Men Will Do For A Cold Beer
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What It Feels Like Owning Stock In 2008
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Lost in the City
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Rabbit Hunting
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Terrorist Captured
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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