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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER:
Washington , DC -- June 23, 2009
Congress today announced that the office of President
of the United States of America will be outsourced to
India as of September 1, 2009.The move is being made in
order to save the President's $500,000 yearly salary,
and also a record $750 billion in deficit expenditures
and related overhead that his office has incurred
during the last 3 months. It is anticipated that $7
trillion can be saved to the end of the President's term.
"We believe this is a wise financial move. The cost
savings are huge," stated Congressman Thomas Reynolds (R-WA).
"We cannot remain competitive on the world stage with the
current level of cash outlay," Reynolds noted.
President Obama was informed by email this morning of
his termination. Preparations for the job move have
been underway for some time.
Gurvinder Singh, a tele-technician for Indus Teleservices,
Mumbai India , will assume the office of President as of
September 1, 2009. Mr. Singh was born in the United States
while his Indian parents were vacationing at Niagara Falls , NY .
Thus making him eligible for the position. He will receive a
salary of $320 (USD) a month, but no health
coverage or other benefits.
It is believed that Mr.. Singh will be able to handle his
job responsibilities without a support staff. Due to the
time difference between the US and India , he will be working
primarily at night. "Working nights will allow me to keep my
day job at the Dell Computer call center," stated Mr. Singh
in an exclusive interview. "I am excited about this position.
I always hoped I would be President."
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Ronald's new happy meal
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hey girls...
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why so angry
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no
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senior escort
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everybody wave
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the cable guy
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every one back
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
a dog in love with a cat
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prostitute prank
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gas thief
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air craft carrier landing
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a new country song
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2008 presidential debates
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a dance act
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Ten things you shouldn't say to a naked man
1. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Wow, and your feet are so big.
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
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The young blond bride made her first appointment with a
gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished
to start a family. "We've been trying for months now, Doctor,
and I don't seem to be able to get pregnant,"
she confessed miserably. "I'm sure we'll solve your problem,"
the doctor reassured her. "If you'll just take off your
panties and get up on the examining table and spread your
legs wide..." "Well, all right, Doctor,if that's the only way,"
agreed the young woman, blushing, "but I'd rather have my husband's baby."
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Two rather drunk gentlemen stood at the bar near closing time. "I've
got an idea," said one, "let's have one more drink and then go and
find us some girls to fuck."
"No," replied the other one, "I've got more than I can handle at home."
"Great," replied the idea man, "then let's have one more drink and go
up to your place and fuck your wife."
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A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbor was
called as a witness. The defense attorney asked, "Did you
ever get any cocaine or other drugs from the defendant?"
"No sir," answered the man.
"Did you ever get any drugs from his wife?"
"No sir."
"Did you ever get any from his daughters?"
"Uh... excuse me sir," the witness said, "but we're still
talking about drugs here, right?"
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A ten-year-old kid swaggered into the lounge and demanded
of the barmaid, "Give me a double Scotch on the rocks."
"What do you want to do, get me in trouble?" the barmaid asked.
"Later I'll take some pussy," said the kid. "Right now, I just want the Scotch."
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The Policeman had stopped the man for obvious drunken driving,
but since the guy had a clean record, made him park the car
and took him home in the patrol car. "Are you sure this is
your house?" the cop asked as they drove into a rather
fashionable neighborhood."Shertainly." said the drunk, "and
if you'll just open the door f'me, I can prove it to ya."
Entering the living room, he said " You shee that piano ?
Thash mine. You shee that giant television set ? Thast
mine too. Now follow me."The police officer followed the
man as he shakily negotiated the stairs to the second floor.
The drunk pushed open the first door they came to. "Thish
ish my bedroom," he announced. "Shee the bed there ? Thast
mine ! Shee that woman lying in the bed ? Thash my wife. An'
see that guy lying on top of her pounding her pussy?
"Yeah ?" the cop replied suspiciously. Beginning at this
point to seriously doubt the man's story.
"Well, thash me !"
BUFFALO Bill
Kangaroo
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Pancakes
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Paris speaks out
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Peeping Tom
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90401.htm
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Amazing Animated Drawings
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Amazing Bird
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Amazing Camera
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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