THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
"The fool doth think he is wise,
but the wise man knows himself to be a fool".
William Shakespeare
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
In case you have missed me for the weekend, don't fret.
My lack of posts is not cuz you missed something. I just
took a couple days off on the motorcycle for a road trip.
It was definitely an uplanned event.
Left the house this weekend. Didn't pack a thing.
Came back late last night. Tired, windblown, and happy.
Its a good thing! And the best part? Survived the weekend
with almost no oxygen! It was an awesome ride.
So, is anyone tired of all the Michael Jackson
tributes and special news bulletins? Now they are
getting into the conspiracy theories and etc.
Michael's father seems to be a big proponent of
the latter. If you suggested to him that his son's
death was probably orchestrated by the FBI, he would
probably reward you, if he had been left any money.
But, you know what? Here at the POSTMAN'S CORNER,
we have been digging deep into the mysterious passing
of the pop singer. I'm pretty sure we have the answers
to what happened. So, let me explain to you the truth
here, ok? Remember just a day or so before hand,
Farrah Fawcette passed away? There was so little said about
her demise to cancer compared to Michael. Maybe you
missed it. Anyways. To make a long story short,
Farrah went to stand before St. Peter at the Pearly
Gates and he said, "Farrah, you're truly an angel.
So before you enter here. I am going to give you one
wish." And you know what she wished for?
She told St. Peter, I wish peace and security for all
the little children of the world" and six hours later,
Michael Jackson died. Remember, it took the Investigative
reports bureau of THE POSTMAN'S CORNER to find the real truth.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
oh my
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satisfied
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figure skating
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press conference
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John's first experience
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a woman
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if it ain't broke
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whipeee!!!!
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the crime scene
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the repo man
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the sound of rain
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Sasper
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the scarcrow
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treadmill
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This sex researcher phones one of the participants in a recent survey of
his to check on a discrepancy. He asks the bloke, "In response to the
question on frequency of intercourse you answered 'twice weekly'. Your
wife, on the other hand, answered 'several times a night'."
"That's right," replies the bloke, "And that's how it's going to stay
until our second mortgage is paid off.
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My neighbour found out her dog could hardly hear so she
took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair
in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell her that if she wanted to keep
this from recurring she should go to the store and get some
"Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady goes to the pharmacy to get some "Nair" hair remover.
At the register the pharmacist tells her, "If you're going to
use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."
She says: "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't
shave for a couple of days." She says: "I'm not using it on my
legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The pharmacist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
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It was afternoon in the crowded cafeteria. The elderly matron
sitting at the counter was obviously upset at the cigarette
smoke of the young blond woman beside her.
Finally the older woman could take it no longer. She turned
to the blond and bellowed with a loud voice, "Young lady, I
would rather commit adultery than smoke!"
"So would I," quipped the blond, "but you know, there just isn't
enough time to get a good screw during a coffee break."
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A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy,
"The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's
stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial
insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.
Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and
when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right
here.' The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blonde,
asks, 'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know
that this is the right cow to be bred?''That's simple she said,
by the nail that's over its stall,' she explains very confidently.
Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray
tell, is the nail for?'
The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her
shoulder, 'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'
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An Australian family is most concerned that their 30-year-old
son is unmarried. So they call a marriage broker and ask her
to find their son a good wife. The broker comes over to their
house and spends a long time asking many questions of the son
and his parents as to what they want in a wife/daughter-in-law.
They give her a long shopping list of requirements.
The marriage broker takes a long time looking and finally asks
to visit the family again. She tells them of a wonderful woman
she has found. She says she's just the right age for the son...
she keeps a perfectly clean home... is of sober habits, and
regularly attends church every Sunday... she is a wonderful cook...
she loves children and wants a large family and, to top it all off,
she's drop dead gorgeous. After hearing all this, the family is
very impressed and begins to get excited about the prospects of a
wedding in the near future. At this point, the son gets up the
courage to ask, "Is she also good in bed?" And the marriage broker answers, "That I'm not sure of.... Some say yes... some say no and some says just so, so."
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BUFFALO Bill
Roosters
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36 Hour Cialis
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3 Condoms Please
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SYDESJOKES LIST
A Washington Xmas Party
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African Booze Tree
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Agfa
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Aging Gracefully
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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