THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
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yet know how I am to arrive at them."
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GOOD MORRNING POSTMAN FANS!
So how was your 4th of July? Ours was quite
busy with the typical events one does on Independance
day. We grilled out with friends. nothing special,
just hamburgers and some fresh foods such as carrots
celary, grapes, and etc. but it all tasted heavenly.
Wonder why it is that food always tasteds better when
served outside? We all went down to a concert in the
park and enjoyed some big band music. Made for a great
Saturday night. We skipped the fireworks display and
opted to stay home. Firecrackers and loud noises scared
Turk the Dog, aka Carlos the rat immensely, and he cowered
and curled up on the loveseat with the war department and
me until things quieted down. Sunday night,
they had a special outside concert at church featuring
patriotic music and themes, all of which we enjoyed thoroughly.
Now folks are back to work. its a Monday, and the weatherman
promises a warm 80 degree day. I am going to get this page
mailed out and then go find my motorcycle. The weather has
been grey and overcast all last week with no good riding time
available. I think I'll make up for that today.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
bad news
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a search engine we could really use
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bitch
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pussy
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what a surprise
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12 percent
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while preparing dinner
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
that's gotta hurt
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American idol parody
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darwin awards
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awesome
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now that's interesting
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Martin and Gobels
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It is mid December. In a small town on the South Coast of
NSW holiday season is in full swing, but it is raining so there
is not too much business happening. Everyone is heavily in debt.
Luckily, a rich Canberra tourist arrives in the foyer of the small local
hotel. He asks for a room and puts a $100 note on the reception counter,
takes a key and goes to inspect the room located up the stairs on the third floor.
The hotel owner takes the banknote in a hurry and rushes to his
butcher to whom he owes $100. The butcher takes the money and
races to his supplier to pay his debt. The wholesaler rushes
to the farmer to pay $100 for lambs he purchased some time ago.
The farmer triumphantly gives the $100 note to a local
prostitute who gave him her services on credit. The prostitute
goes quickly to the hotel, as she was owing the hotel for
her hourly room use to entertain clients.
At that moment, the rich Canberra tourist is coming down
to reception and informs the hotel owner that the proposed
room is unsatisfactory and takes his $100 back and departs.
There was no profit or income. But everyone no longer has any debt and the
small townspeople look optimistically towards their future.
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On the eve of the couple's tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim
wife was bragging about her figure. "You know honey," she said, "I can
still get into the skirts I had before we were married."
"Yeah ?" the husband replied as he turned his attention back to the
ball game on TV. "I wish to hell I could."
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Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling much
better since his operation, but couldn't account for the
enormous bump on the back of his head.
"Oh, that," chuckled Mrs. Horntoot. "Just before your operation
they suddenly ran out of ether!"
Jill
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MURPHY'S LAWS ON COMPUTERS
As soon as you delete a worthless file, you'll need it.
Installing a new program will always mess up at least one old
one.
You can't win them all, but you sure can lose them all.
The likelihood of a hard disk crash is in direct proportion to the
value of the material that hasn't been backed up.
There are only two kinds of computer users: Those whose hard
disks have crashed, and those whose hard disks haven't crashed -
yet.
Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it. If you
fiddle with something long enough, you'll break it.
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Speaking at the Staff Meeting, a very pert and pretty
female engineer named Renee told the male manager of the Division,
"I'd like to get something off my chest."
"What's that, Renee?"
"Your eyes."
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After reading an ad offering split, dry firewood for $60 a
cord, including delivery, Ernie phoned in an order.
During the drop-off, though, Ernie became upset. "That's
not a full cord of wood," he objected.
"That's what I call a cord," the man answered firmly.
Grudgingly, Ernie fished around in his pocket and thrust
some bills into the man's hands. "Hey, wait a minute,"
the woodsman complained after counting the money. "You only gave me $30."
With a shrug of the shoulders, Ernie replied, "That's what I call $60."
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Babies Rollerskating
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Turret Defense
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BUFFALO Bill
Kind Of Scary
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Kitchen Table
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Law Enforcement.. Dealing With The Public
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Amazing Realistic Statue #1
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Amazing Realistic Statue #2
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Amazing Realistic Statue #3
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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