THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win
glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure,
than to take rank with those poor souls who neither
enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live
in the gray twilight that knows neither
victory nor defeat."
~ Theodore Roosevelt
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I believe in the spirit of innocence,
the wonder that shapes us and leads us to dream.
I believe that life is a gift to be unwrapped everyday
and given freely to those in need.
I believe that even in our darkest hour;
we can take a deep breath and start all over again.
Most of all, I believe in the Power of Love
and that in the end it will heal us all.
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Kohl's Department store saw last quarter share
values drop on the market this last week,
closing from a high of $7.50, dropping to a low
of only $5.99. It represents a loss of over
a dollar per, upsetting share holders and
causing fear among executive officers of a
hostile take over move. Blaming the sagging
economy, company officers plan a sale next
week to generate needed revenue
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
trust
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having sex
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nobel awards
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hey dude
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j074.html
this season
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Little rascals
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Mojave dessert WWW1 memorial
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"Where's my paycheck?" asked the clerk of the paymaster in
the big plant. The cashier explained. "Well, after deducting
withholding tax, state income tax, city tax, Social Security,
retirement fund, unemployment insurance, hospitalization, dental
insurance, group life insurance and your donation to the company
welfare fund, you owe us fourteen dollars and twenty-five cents.
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A good Norwegian couple moved from Norway to the USA. Ole and Lena
went to church (Norwegian Lutheran), and after the preacher finished
his sermon he then introduced this new couple, Booka and Anna to the
Congregation, who all stood up applauded and welcomed them to America.
Then the preacher ask the congregation to help this new couple in any
way they could in order to help them get established. Eric stood and
said he owned two lumber yards and would give them enough lumber to
build a new barn. Sven stood and said he owned two grocery stores and
he would give them enough food to last them a month. Hilda stood and
said she would prepare and plant their flower garden. After each one
sat down, the entire congregation clapped.
Now Lena stood up and said Ole and me will give them all the sex they
want for one month. A hush fell over the congregation. The preacher
quickly dismissed the services and walked directly to Lena and asked
why she had said that.
Lena replied, "Vel, I leant over to Ole and said 'Vot should ve gif to
de new nice cuple from Norvey?', Unt he said 'Screw em'!"
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"I've got to get to the doctor and renew my prescription of
birth control pills. I can't afford to get pregnant!"
said Rosey to Nina. "But I thought you said your husband
had a vasectomy," Nina responded.
"He did. That's why I can't afford to get pregnant."
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An old man went in to see the doctor and said, "Doc,
I'm turning eighty tomorrow and I don't know how many
more years I have left. My good wife died ten years ago
and I've had no sex at all since then. I'd love to
experience sex one more time before I die so I've hired
a hooker for the night. Can you give me something
that'll help me get it up?" The doctor smiled. "I don't
normally prescribe this stuff as it's extremely potent,
but I think in your case I can make an exception for one night."
Later that night, out of curiosity, the doctor phoned the
elderly man and asked, "How's it going?"
"Fabulous," the old man said. "I've come three times already."
"That's great," the doctor said. "The hooker must be astounded."
"Not exactly," the old man said. "She's not here yet!"
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One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by
himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs
to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep
with you tonight ?".
His teacher replies "NO"
Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me".
"OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies.
Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I
please play with your belly button with my finger".
She again says "NO".
"But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again.
"Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher.
Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher
leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON"
Little Johnny replies "It ain't my finger either".
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BUFFALO Bill
Jamacos
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Just Walk It ff Sissy
http://www.buffaloschips.com/dfssd.htm
The Vasectomy Song
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Short Story
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Extreme Football
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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