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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Just a quick note today. We are all doing fine and appreciate your
support. Nancy has been doing the Lion's share of the work and
I have just been doing the tasks I am assigned. last night was a
learning experience as we sat and went through pictures and
clippings that went back to the first years of mom and dad's
marriage and right up to the past few months. There were so
many questions of when pictures were taken and in some cases
even who the people in the pictures were as we tried to sort out
who should get the pictures. My mom had taken care of part of
that when my dad died and given each of us albums back then
but there was still so much more that was never sorted. There
was also a ton of genealogical stuff there from both sides of
the family that hopefully someone will use some day to help
research the family tree back past the few generations that everyone
knows. My mom's side has been researched pretty well by her
sister but my dad's side has some large holes in the family
tree that the family wouldn't talk about. I suspect that the French-
Canadian part of the family may have had a lot of Indian blood
and at the turn of the century it wasn't popular to be considered
Native-American. In fact with one of Michigan's governor's who
was set on eradicating the Indian's it was downright unhealthy.
The funeral is planned for Saturday and burial on Sunday. Family
will begin arriving on Thurs. and I may be gone for a day or two at
that time. Thanks again for the emails, cards, letters, IM's and
posts
on Facebook.
William
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