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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
I don't know if you saw this Headline yesterday "Obama chooses Ala
doctor as next surgeon general." The real story on this one is
Obama
found the last doctor that makes housecalls and actually charges a
decent rate and jerks her out of the poor community where she
belongs
saving lives, and puts her in an office where she can make comments
on Lung Cancer and Venereal Warts for the next. The woman deserves
sainthood and is being invited to Hell on the Potomac. That is like
taking Mother Teresa away from the Lepers and making her a
receptionist
in the Vatican.
Gas is 2.53 a gallon, down from 2.89 a month ago. This is mainly due
to a glut of crude oil, gasoline, and heating fuel. The bean
counters
can't seem to connect the problem the fact that about 7 percent
of the workforce has become unemployed over the past years. You
might pay your bills on 300 a month but you won't be taking and
cross-country road trips. Even worse the bulk of those jobs were in
the
middle to upper-middle income range, the type of people that have
two
cars, motorbikes, snowmobiles, an RV, and a bass boat. Laugh about
it but there are a lot of toys with for sale signs on them when you
drive
around. The stuff is all way below Blue book which has to hurt more
than
anything else
Now I'm depressed heh heh Enjoy the chips.
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I will be back with the Katie Kolumn tomorrow.
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