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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I wish to thank all who wrote in voicing concerns about
the little motorcycle mishap I had the other day.
Not to worry, I am doing fine. It is interesting that one of
my readers suggested, according to statistics, that the average
cycle rider faces a fatal, or near fatal accident after 3
years of riding. Fatalities are a major concern.
60% of all fatalities with cyclists occur at night.
80% occur off roadway
two thirds of all fatalities involve excessive speed
High blood alcohol levels are a common factor
Half of all cycle accidents occur after a
motorcycle just negotiated a curve.
If you ride a motorcycle, don't let yourself be a statistic.
If you don't ride a cycle, be watchful.
A cyclist's life may depend on your eyes.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
I could be wrong
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k030.html
Mom!!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k031.html
what do you mean
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k032.html
lost his toys
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k033.html
the Jerry show
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k034.html
boot camp
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k035.html
nature's print shop
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k036.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Evian bottled water babies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5846.html
respect
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5847.html
protect your pet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5848.html
need more space?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5849.html
Kingsford the pig
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5850.html
ball sparkles
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5851.html
A married couple both lost their jobs, and were having a hard time finding new jobs.
Unfortunately, their mounting credit card debt required some immediate income.
The wife suggested that she could become a prostitute, but her husband
was a little less than thrilled about the prospect. But financial
necessities got the best of her, and she went behind her husband's
back to work the world's oldest profession. She came back one night
with a huge wad of cash, and confessed to her husband.
He was upset, but asked how much she made.
"$398.10," she said.
"Who paid ten cents?" he asked. "Everybody."
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A woman was in town on a shopping trip.
She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first
shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the
third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her
mobile phone rang.
It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just
been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition
in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her
husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as
possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was
shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques.
She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital.
She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her
trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake
slice, compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant.
Then she remembered her husband.
Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital.
She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her
husband's condition.
The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and
finished your shopping trip, didn't you! I hope you're proud
of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours
enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing
in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead
and finished, because it will more than likely be the last
shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will
require round-the-clock care. And he will now be your career!'
The woman was feeling so guilty, she broke down and sobbed.
The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg.
He's dead. Show me what you bought.'
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A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes.
She calls the shop, and the man there advises her to watch them carefully
and all would become clear in time. She spends weeks staring
at the cage and eventually catches them doing what comes naturally.
To make sure she doesn't get them mixed up again, she cuts out a
ring from a piece of cardboard and puts it round the male
parrot's neck. A while later, the local priest visits the old
lady. The male parrot takes one look at the father's collar,
wolf whistles, and says, "I see she caught you at it, too."
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Two paramedics were dispatched to check on a 92-year-old man who
had become disoriented. They decided to take him to the hospital for evaluation.
En route, with siren going, they questioned the man to determine his
level of awareness. Leaning close, one asked, "Sir, do you know what
we're doing right now?" The old man slowly looked up at him,
then gazed out the ambulance window. "Oh," he replied,
"I'd say about 50, maybe 55."
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BUFFALO Bill
Honest Stopper
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asdqw.htm
Never Point An RPG at A Marine
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asasqwq.htm
Racism On A Plane
http://www.buffaloschips.com/zxasaq.htm
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Napoleon's Secret
http://tinyurl.com/clov8p
Beach Landing
http://tinyurl.com/l7zuf6
And They Chant His Name
http://tinyurl.com/kpxvyh
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Amazining Escape #1
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/toon1/000030.html
Amazining Escape #2
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/toon1/000031.html
Amazining Escape #3
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/toon1/000032.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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