THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Hearing is one of the body's five senses.
But listening is an art.
-Frank Tyger
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Well, July 16th came and went last week with barely
a nod from anybody. What was significant about that date?
In 1969 on that date, Neil Armstrong and Ed
"Buzz"Aldrin became the first humans to walk on the moon.
I remember the event clearly, as, like most Americans,
we were all gathered around our RCA tv set watching
grainy images of the "historic event."
I would have been around,,,er, ahem, ya, _________ years
old at the time. I was a bit bored the other day, so without
much else to do, I logged on to look at some old video
footage that NASA had restored. Now, I'm not one who believes
in conspiracies, but I have to admit that I am much more
skeptical at 50 years plus age than I was back then. So I
gotta ask a question. Remember when they planted the
American flag in the soil? If there is no atmosphere on
the moon, how come the flag was fluttering "in the wind"?
http://tinyurl.com/nlnkjv
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
male bonding
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m010.html
web tv
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m011.html
nothing much Agnes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m012.html
hangups
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m013.html
can't open
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m014.html
Harry Potter mania
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m015.html
whats wrong now?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m016.html
Junior playing in the sand box
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m017.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the locker room
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5909.html
fancy hoops
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5910.html
bike chase
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5911.html
fart strips- Gas right
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5912.html
the L word
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5913.html
Marshall Dillon has a wardrobe malfunction-wav file
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5914.html
cigarettes-wav file
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5915.html
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At the cinema a man noticed a young woman sitting all by herself.
He was excited to see she had both hands under her skirt and was
playing herself furiously.
He moved to the next seat to her and offered his help.
She welcomed his help, and so the man started playing her like crazy.
When he tired and withdrew his hand, he was surprised to see her
go back to work on herself with both hands.
Wasn't I good enough?" he asked sheepishly.
"Great," she said, "but these crabs are still itching!"
_______________
Maury and Pauly were in the bar again, and Pauly was relating
his quandry: "I don't know what decision I should make. I'm
currently being pursued by a 23-year-old aspiring model who
hasn't got a dime to her name and also by a 63-year-old widow
with brazillions of dollars." "Hmmm," said Maury. "In your
place, I wouldn't hesitate a second. With your age and looks,
it's obvious that you're never again in your lifetime going to
get the attention of a 23-year-old, even if she is broke and
only an aspiring model. What counts is youth and beauty. In
your place, I'd send the old bat off and then set up
housekeeping with the beauty." "You're right!" says Pauly.
"It's just amazing how friends can see the situation so
clearly and offer such good advice." "No problem," says Maury,
"but could you give me that widow's name and number?"
_____________
Two Columbia Yuppies, neighbors for years, were constantly
trying to "out-status" each other. The first man mentioned
that his daughter had just been accepted at Vassar.
"That's nice," replied the other, "but the main thing the
girls really learn there is fornication."
The first man became irate and said,
"I'll have you know my wife attended Vassar!"
The neighbor smiled and said, "Take it from me, Pal, she
certainly could use a refresher course."
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
The reason so many women fake orgasm, is because so many men fake foreplay.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator
Vuja de - the uncanny feeling you've never been here before.
____________
Matters had progressed to the point where the freshman
and his date were naked in the motel bed when the girl
had a change of heart.
"I suppose you're going to tell me now that you're
waiting for 'Mr. Right'," he said dejectedly.
"That's a silly old romantic notion," laughed the coed.
"I'm just waiting for Mr. Big."
___________
A woman, who had been married and divorced twice, went
on a hunting trip to South Africa. In the course of the
journey into the wilds, her safari group came across
some cannibals.
The balance of the crew told her, "You're ok, but we
must leave -- immediately!"
She inquired as to why she was ok, if the rest of them
had to run for their lives. The leader of the safari
responded, "Cannibals learned years ago not to eat
divorced women. They are always bitter!"
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BUFFALO Bill
Topper
http://www.buffaloschips.com/62511.htm
Trained Puppies
http://www.buffaloschips.com/62512.htm
Tread Mill
http://www.buffaloschips.com/62513.htm
Tree Sex
http://www.buffaloschips.com/62514.htm
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Air Bags
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000027.html
Airbrush Car Painting
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000028.html
Aircraft Carrier In Heavy Seas
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000029.html
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
One Shot One Kill
http://tinyurl.com/lua6f7
The Earth is Flat
http://tinyurl.com/ct6ujt
Blazing Squad
http://tinyurl.com/qlfxtt
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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