Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Let's take a look at some of the famous people born
during the month of July.
1. Princess Diana, Pamela Anderson, David Molique
2. Jose Canseco, Richard Petty, Thurgood Marshall
3. Tom Cruise, George M. Cohan, Tiger Butterfly, Gina of NF
4. Bonnie K, Melanie King, Ardell McCarty, Joe Wilson
5. P.T. Barnum, Huey Lewis
6. Sylvester Stallone, Nancy Reagan, George W. Bush
7. Ringo Starr, Doc Severinsen, Susan Anne Hertz
8. Kevin Bacon, Nelson Rockefeller
9. O. J. Simpson, Tom Hanks, Courtney Love
10. Arthur Ashe, Virginia Wade, David Brinkley
11. John Q. Adams, E. B. White, Giorgio Armani
12. Bill Cosby, Henry David Thoreau, Richard Simmons
13. Harrison Ford, Spud Webb
14. Gerald Ford, Ingmar Bergman
15. Linda Ronstadt, Rembrandt Van Rijn
16. Barry Sanders, Magaret Court, Arthur Perrow
17. David Hasselhoff, Anfernee Hardaway, Donald Sutherland
18. John Glenn, Nelson Mandela, Dick Button
19. George McGovern, Ilie Nastase
20. Kim Carnes, Natalie Wood, Carlos Santana, Rosa Haverland
21. Robin Williams, Isaac Stern, Ernest Hemingway, Dolores Wade
22. David Spade, George Clinton, Danny Glover
23. Woody Harrelson, Don Drysdale
24. Barry Bonds, Karl Malone, Jennifer Lopez
25. Walter Payton, Walter Brennan, Joyous Australia
26. Mick Jagger, Sandra Bullock, Blake Edwards
27. Peggy Fleming, Leo Durocher, Jerry Van Dyke
28. Bill Bradley, Jacqueline Onassis, Susie In Neb, David Moore
29. Peter Jennings
30. Henry Ford, Casey Stengel, William Webster
31. Wesley Snipes, Curt Gowdy, Evonne Goolagong Cawley
Enjoy the chips and if you were born in July Happy Birthday
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Short Chips
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A woman enrolled in nursing school was attending an anatomy class.
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"Sure" she said. "He's home, taking care of the kids"
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Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my
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Love,
Teddy
Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a
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frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that
dream. Let me get you some nice Lego's instead.
Santa
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had
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As she came back from her lunch hour with another bag from
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Parting Chips
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Dave and his new wife had just returned from his honeymoon and was
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"I'll ask her," Dave responded. He opened the door to his apartment
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The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her
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A grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma and
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1635
Landing
The landing went without a hitch..
Rudy is helping Rob and Tami off the plane.
Rudy: We hope you fly KSR Air again someday.
Tami: It seems our destiny to do so.
Rob: I always enjoy our flights with you.
Slap!
Rob: I do honey. The other airlines are boring.
Katie: Would you like your luggage?
Tami: That's a silly question.
Katie: May I see some identification please?
Tami: You know good and well who I am. You just gave Rob his
luggage.
Katie: Sorry rules are rules.
Tami: #@%$!!
Katie: Mind you manners Miss whoever you are.
Tami: Okay here is my passport, my drivers license. Anything else?
Katie: Blood type?
Tami: What?
Katie: Just kidding. Here is you luggage.
Katie has her paw out and has her head turned sideways.
Tami: What does she want?
Rob: It is customary to give a tip.
Tami: Good grief. Here.
Katie: Thank you Ma'am. Have a pleasant day.
Tami: How come they never Id you?
Rob: Just lucky I guess.
The end
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