THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Never take life for granted
Whatever comes your way,
Just grasp it in both hands
And enjoy it every day
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
So, are you thouroughly confused by my comments yesterday?
Did the astronauts really perpetrate a hoax? In case you
missed yesterday's issue, we were discussing the Appollo 11
"moon walk". Launching on July 16th 1969,
The astronauts set foot on lunar soil four days later,
on July 20. We were asking the question yesterday
"Did the astronauts really walk on the moon?"
If there is no atmosphere on the moon how
come the flag was "fluttering in the breeze?" The answer is
that the flag they used had a spring loaded metal rod that was
extended out so that the flag did not hang limply against the
flag pole. Thanks to Kim for providing this video
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5922.html
What became of our dream of the moon?
Why did we never go back?
Did the mission provide any value to our
country? Or was it just a waste?
I invite your comments.
We do hope you enjoyed today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a full exchange
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m020.html
ah there you are
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m021.html
imagination
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m022.html
the crack
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m023.html
C'mon Victoria
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m024.html
Microsoft's new "service pak"
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m025.html
Ralph needs a new job
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m026.html
good evening
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m027.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the fiddle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5916.html
the jeep
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5917.html
change
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5918.html
feeding the pigs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5919.html
Chris Chambers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5920.html
62 years old
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5921.html
Man was sobbing in a bar.
His friend asked 'why?'
He said: "my wife makes me pay $100 for sex!"
Friend said: "you're lucky, she charges others $250"
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A commercial property owner has three shops in a row,
all for rent. The first prospective lessee shows up,
and says he wants to rent the shop on the left.
The owner says, "Fine, what kind of shop do you have?"
The guy says, "A menswear shop." The owner tells him
he gets free signage, and asks what he wants on the sign.
"Menswear," says the man. A second guy comes along and
wants to let the right hand shop. When asked he says
he wants "Menswear" on his sign.
The owner tells him that the left-hand shop will be the same.
"No problem," says the man.
Finally a third man comes along to rent the middle shop.
The owner is most concerned because this guy also has a menswear shop.
Rather wearily the owner asks him what he wants on his sign.
The guy replies: "Entrance."
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Three sisters wanted to get married, but their parents
couldn't afford it so they had all of them on the same day.
They also couldn't afford to go on a honeymoon so they
all stayed home with their new hubbies.
That night the mother got up because she couldn't sleep.
When she went past her oldest daughter's room she heard
screaming. Then she went to her second daughters room
and she heard laughing. Then she went to her youngest
daughter's room and she couldn't hear anything.
The next morning when the men left the mother asked her
oldest daughter, "Why were you screaming last night?"
The daughter replied "Mom you always told me if
something hurt I should scream." "That's true."
She looked at her second daughter. "Why were you
laughing so much last night?" The daughter replied
"Mom you always said that if something tickled you
should laugh." "That's also true." Then the mother looked
at her youngest daughter. "Why was it so quiet in your
room last night?" The youngest daughter replied "Mom you
always told me I should never talk with my mouth full."
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A friend of mine was driving from her parents' home in
Florida back to New Jersey. She glanced at her rearview
mirror and saw a police car behind her, lights flashing.
She pulled over, and the officer approached her window.
He asked if she knew what the speed limit was on this highway.
Cornelia replied, "Yes, it was 50 MPH."
The officer said very sternly, "Well, I've got you clocked at
60 MPH, well over the legal limit."
There was a pause, and then Connie cried: "But that's
impossible! I've got my cruise control set at 65!"
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A little old lady owned a home beside the fifth fairway,
and stray golf balls were always landing in her back yard.
Instead of getting angry, she removed the fence along the
boundary, invited the golfers onto her property, showed them
where their ball was located, and encouraged them to take
their next shot from that spot.
Even when they missed and dug deep divots in her lawn, she
would tell them to go ahead and take another swing.
A visitor, after witnessing her overly courteous behavior,
couldn't help but comment. "How come you let them tear up
your yard like that?" the visitor asked, "and not only that,
you encourage them." "I'm not as courteous as you think,"
the old lady replied. "I'm planning on turning my yard into a
garden, and I figure within another month
they'll have it plowed for me."
BUFFALO Bill
choke
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jghjfdkgf.htm
choke the chicken
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ghnkfgjdf.htm
choking
http://www.buffaloschips.com/dfhsjdkfhds.htm
choking hazard
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kdfgjldgdf.htm
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Al Gore - Global Warming
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000036.html
Alan King - Survived By His Wife
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000037.html
Alaska Air Banjo
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000038.html
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FUN PAGES FROM LORRAINE
Echo: Secret of the Lost Cavern
http://tinyurl.com/oeupjg
Fire Proof Tree
http://tinyurl.com/cd4w9l
One Shot One Kill
http://tinyurl.com/lua6f7
THAT'S ALL FOLKS !!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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