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From The Archives

There is a problem with trying to improve gas mileage on vehicles
in the Great White North and that is rust. When you try to raise
mileage more parts are replaced with plastics, aluminum, and
composites but to keep the car economical you still have to use
steel for some of the body panels and frame and drive components.
The less steel a car has the sooner the body will lose its rigidity,
doors won't close, gear shifts will stick and the car becomes
impossible
to drive.

The heavier a vehicle the longer the body will last and this holds
true
in cars as well as pick-ups. You will see a variety of newer foreign
pick-ups from the 80'w and 90's running around with wood flatbeds
on them because it is easier to build a new bed than try to patch
together
the old one. American vehicles seem to have made a little more
progress in the use of double galvanized metal and under coatings
but I was reminded today of my brother Ron's 73 Chevy pick-up
that had a severe case of cancer.

The box sides of the pickup had the supports gone out of them and
they flapped like a dogs ears in the breeze as he drove down the
road.
Finally he took an axe and chopped through the thin metal on the
sides
and left only the floor there. It wasn't long though before the
floor
was gone too though and the truck had no traction because there was
no weight on the back tires. Ron was out working in the woods and
he cut the floor out and chained a 36 in. log to the frame rails and
nailed the plate and taillights to the log so technically he had a
legal
vehicle. Ron was well known by the State Police as a Joker and he
wasn't surprised when he got pulled over. The policeman asked, "
What
exactly do you call what you're driving today, Ron?" Ron told
him, "It's a log truck." Fortunately Ron found a newer vehicle
shortly
after that and the log was consigned to a firewood pile.

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A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9
year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
bedroom
closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her
lover
in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there
already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover
are
in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy -
"$750" Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove,
let's go
outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my
baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them
for?" Boy -"$1,000" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge
your
friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm
going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
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The boy says, "Dark in here."
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sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were
equally
qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one
question.

Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The
day
came and as the four sat around the conference room table the
interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"

Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A
THOUGHT.
It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the
way;
it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's
very good!" replied the interviewer.

"And now you sir?" he asked The
second man. "Hmm....let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you
don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I
know
of." "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye...
that's a
very popular cliché for speed."

He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
"Well,
out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
there's
a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the
pasture
the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep, TURNING
ON
A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought
he
had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said.

Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same
question. The last man replied, "After hearing the three previous
answers, It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is
DIARRHEA."

"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "Oh I can
explain." said the fourth man. "You see the other day I wasn't
feeling
so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could THINK,
BLINK, or
TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants!" HE GOT THE JOB

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Nancy kind of liked Bob, the bartender down at the shore and was
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One evening I had to attend a business meeting, and so I left my two

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Ruthy: "Oh Jill. This new guy I'm dating is sooooo romantic.
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I applied for a job today the company has a woman CEO. They require
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do?

1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:

a) Lovemaking
b) Screwing
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after
you've
both
shared:

a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) Your blood-test results
c) Five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:

a) Your partner climaxes first
b) You both climax simultaneously
c) You don't miss SportsCenter

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

a) Healthy, creative love-play
b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out
about

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex
with
is:

a) The best part of the experience
b) The second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the
last
month. You tell her that it is:

a) No concern of yours
b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
c) A conservative estimate

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

a) A myth
b) An oxymoron
c) A moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

a) Appetizer is to entree
b) Priming is to painting
c) A queue is to an amusement park ride

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself
saying at
the
end of a relationship?

a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that
sort
of
intimacy
b) Is uptight and a waste of time
c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place

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"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the
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Call Girl

The call girl confided to her friend, "I'm afraid I'm going to have
to
give up analysis."

"But why? Isn't Dr. Greene helping you?"

"Yes, a lot," the call girl agreed. "Problem is, I just can't get
used
to lying down for a guy and then having then having to pay HIM."

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Convert Your Car To Burn Water + Gasoline = Double Your Mileage!

Couple of weeks ago, this company was on Coast to Coast radio show
talking about their product for three hours. I liked their idea of
using your battery to generate hydrogen and oxygen from water to
increase your gas mileage up to 50 %. They weren't just selling a
concept, but a proven plan with parts lists, sources and suppliers,
and videos. You can use their plan to reap savings from the family
car, a fleet of vehicles, or open a profitable business in this time
of high gas prices. buffalo

http://buffaloschips.com/hho

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1642

Coming Home

Rudy: Did you really die in the hospital?

BJ: Of course not. My heart just stopped for a little bit.

Sandi sniff sniff: That is too close Daddy.

BJ: They are pros and it was not even close.

Katie: Close enough father.

BJ: You have been close Katie and you to Rudy.

Sandi: But their hearts have never stopped.

BJ: But, I am alright now, I am home. Let's enjoy today, we never
know about tomorrow.

Rudy: A-Rooo!!!

Sandi: I think Mom made us a nice large Heart healthy supper.

Katie: Yeck!

The herd in Guthrie

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