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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
This past 24 hours has been a nightmare that I keep waiting
to wake up from. My mom was killed in a senseless car crash
yesterday just hours before her and Nancy were to fly back home from
their vacation. A car in the opposite lane driven
by a person who said she was taking their cat to the vet, swerved in
front of my uncle's car seriously injuring him and killing my mom. I
want to thank everyone for the outpouring of email and cards. I am
going to keep publishing for the
moment because I don't know what I will do with my spare time but my
urge to write is low so the introductions will be short till I
am in better spirits.
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1643
Lap Shing
BJ comes home and quickly changes into his pjs (he is still hurting
from the surgery), goes downstairs after supper to relax in the den
to watch TV. Sandi is on the couch with him. Katie is curled up on
the dog bed. Everything is peaceful.
Rudy come thundering down the stairs....and sits right on the floor
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Rudy: Whimper whimper whine whine.
BJ: What do you want?
Rudy jumps onto BJ's rather sore lap.
BJ: OOFF!!!
Rudy: Hello Pops!
BJ: You are a large doggie, too large to be a lap dog. You are a
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Rudy: I seem to fit okay. Here got something for you.
BJ: Hey what are you doing?
Rudy: Just giving you some love bites on your chin.
BJ: I can't see the TV. Your head is larger than the TV.
Rudy: So scratch my neck.
BJ: Sigh...must be nice to live a dog's life.
Rudy: I like it. You should try it pops.
BJ: Somebody has to earn the money.
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