THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
A great pleasure in life is in doing the
things which people say you can not!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
I came across something rather interesting.
I went out for a bite to eat the other day.
And of course, used the debit card to pay the bill.
The waitress was a pretty, perky young thing,
pleasant, and gave good service, never letting
my coffee cup go empty. So, I left her a good tip
in cash. I always do gratiuities in cash. No good
reason, just habit. Anyways, to make a long story
short, I always log on the puter and check my bank
statements against receipts after I use the card. A habit I recommend to
all of you every time you use it. Interestingly,
I discovered that the total for the charge at the
restaurant was six dollars higher when it went through
my bank than what it should have been. I called the
manager of the restaurant and he made it right. Come to find
out, what had happened was, the waitress had added
her own tip in the tab AFTER I had signed it, and then
ran it through with the higher figure, unbeknownst to
me. (Even though I had left a cash tip on the table.)
So, here is a little tip that you can take from me,
and its not an urban legend. If you use your card in a
restaurant, and you leave a cash tip, scratch off the
"tip section" on your check tab. Otherwise, your waitress
can fill in anything she wants to after you are gone.
The restaurant manager says they fired the waitress.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
I'm not a wise man
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m001.html
force
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ouch
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embarrasing
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medical school
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my friend has a lead foot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m006.html
I went blind
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m007.html
getting old
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m008.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the condom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5902.html
little Michael Jackson?
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evil kangaroo
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evolve
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kidnapping
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copy machine
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getting old
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It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still
snow-choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter.
As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came
upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine.
The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to shoot the snake.
"Hold on there, partner," said the snake, "don't shoot - I'm an
enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot me, I'll give you
any three wishes you want." The cowboy decided to take a chance.
He knew he was safely out of the snake's striking range. He said,
"OK, first, I'd like to have a face like Clark Gable, then, I'd
like a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and finally, I'd like
sexual equipment like this horse I'm, riding."
The rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get back to the bunk
house you'll have all three wishes."
The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped at full speed
all the way to the bunk house. He dismounted on the run and went
straight inside to the mirror. Staring back at him in the mirror
was the face of Clark Gable. He ripped the shirt off his back and
revealed bulging, rippling muscles, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger's.
Really excited now, he tore down his jeans, looked at his crotch and
shouted, "My God, I forgot I was riding the Mare!"
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I walked in on the wife the other day struggling with the ironing board.
She usually keeps it folded up and out of the way behind the laundry
room door and then pulls it out on the rare occasion something actually
needs ironing, like one of my dress shirts or a blouse she's planning
on wearing. She was pulling and yanking on the thing when she saw me
and declared, " You need to go out and buy me a new ironing board.
It's almost impossible to get this thing's legs open."
"Now you know what I have to deal with," I responded.
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The manager of a department store was training several new Employees.
He went over various store policies including hours of work, breaks,
floor duties, stocking merchandise and employee discounts.
"But the most important thing," he said, "is customer service.
The customers are very important. Treat them with respect.
Patiently answer whatever questions they have. And above all,
Remember, 'The Customer is Always Right.'"
With that, the new employees went to their allotted departments.
The manager walked around the store several times that day and
observed how his new people were doing.
All were doing well except one man who just was not selling anything.
At the end of the day, the manager took him aside and said,
"I have been observing you. You assisted many customers but you
have not sold any merchandise. Why?" The employee replied, "I have
been following your instructions very carefully. Whenever a customer
comes in, I explain to him the details of the product, the special
features and the various prices. He then says something like,
'This is cheaply made, overpriced, useless junk.' Since you said
the customer is always right, I tell him, 'You are right!' And he leaves!"
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A small baby turtle was making its way slowly towards a tree.
When it reached it it began to climb, carefully and slowly. Reaching
the first branch, it carefully walked along it for a way, then turned
so it could look at the ground. Taking a deep breath, it jumped off,
landing on the ground with a plop. A few minutes later it picked
itself up, shook its head to clear it, and began the journey once again.
Two birds sitting higher up in the tree were looking in amazement at
the little turtle all this time until one turned to the other and said
sadly, "You know, we're going to have to tell him he's adopted."
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"So," jealous Judy asked the detective she had hired, "did you trail my husband?"
"Yes ma'am. I did. I followed him to a bar, then to a restaurant and then to a house."
A big smile crossed Judy's face,"Aha!! Then I've got him!" she said, gloating."
Is there any doubt what he was doing?" "No ma'am." replied the sleuth, "It's
pretty clear that he was following you and taking pictures of you and this
other man having sex. By the way, nude pictures of you are all over the Internet."
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A bear, a lion and a pig meet in the forest.
The bear said, "If I roar in the forests of North America, the entire
forest is shivering with fear."
The Lion said, "If I roar on the great plains of Africa, the entire
Savannah is shivering with fear."
The pig said, "Big deal. I only have to cough, and the entire planet
shits itself."
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"I always worry when you leave for a weekend with the guys," sobbed
the pretty young wife. "Don't worry about me, babe," he soothed her.
"I'll be back before you know it." "I know," she sighed.
"That's what worries me."
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BUFFALO Bill
cheating bitch
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cheerleader2
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cheerleaders
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chess
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Aaaatcha
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/toon1/000015.html
Aircraft Engine Test
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000030.html
Aircraft Landings
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000031.html
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
The Honeymooners Bowling
http://tinyurl.com/nxm43e
Dead Frontier Night 2
http://tinyurl.com/cra4jy
Fishdom Game
http://tinyurl.com/aa2mtf
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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