THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
There is no chance, no destiny, no fate that can circumvent,
or hinder, or control the firm resolve of a determined soul.
~Hyrum Smith
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Anybody watch that tv reality show, 'All worked up'?
I am not really sure what it is about. The theme
seemed to be centered around repo men, process servers,
and ticket writers. Perhaps it is a documentary about
dangerous careers? or maybe obnoxious ones. Anyways, I have
tried a lot of jobs in my day, and while the other 2 of them I
have not, I did try being a repo man once, back when I was
young an stupid. (ok...the difference is now I'm old n stupid)
Anyways, I thot repo work would be a great source of money at
night as a second job. Having a young fam, we needed the cash.
Wasn't very far along on the job, when one night, the owner of
a car I was after greeted me with a 12 gauge shot gun in his
hand. And when I went to report it, the cops asked me, "Well,
did you check to see if the thing was loaded or not? may not
have been." (Cops round here don't like repo guys.) Upshot of it
was that the pohleese decided it was a civil matter and refused
to get involed. And it was not too long after that I soon
decided that repo work was not so easy as it seemed, and soon
moved on to other things. I cannot vouch for process servers or
ticket writers, but those jobs do not look very much like fun, either:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
(something I have tried to figure out how to do for a great deal of my life)
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THE COMICS
do something Bill
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a056.html
medical school
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a057.html
God's video game
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a058.html
the market
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a059.html
the interview
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a060.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
two scottish magians
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/749.html
at the China Ranch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/750.html
on a roller coaster somewhere in Montanna
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/751.html
The European Union
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/752.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
hollywood heroes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd577.html
Little girl comes home from school, puts her books and a quarter on the
table and says hi mom. Mom sees the money and ask where did you get
that? Daughter says a boy gave me the quarter to climb a flag poll. Mom
says don't you know those boys only want to look up your dress and see
your panties? The girl says oh I see, ok mom I won't let them see my
panties again. Next day she comes home, drops her books and 4 more
quarters on the table. Mom says didn't you remember what I told you? The
girl says yes but this time I tricked the boys. I took my panties off
before climbing the flag poll so they couldn't see them. Do you know
those dumb boys paid me 3 more times to climb the poll. Dang those boys
are so dumb! LoL!!!
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A physician presented his bill to the attorney
representing a deceased person's estate. Each of
them knew the other, having tangled quite a few
times in court, where the doctor was often called
as an "expert witness."
The doctor asked the lawyer if he wanted the bill sworn to.
"No," replied the lawyer, "the death of Mr.
Abernathy is sufficient evidence that you
attended him professionally."
"Be that as it may," countered the doctor, "the
fact that you handled his affairs is probably why
he couldn't afford to pay this bill in the first
place."
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Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old
friend John, "How come you aren't married?"
John: "I haven't found the right woman yet."
George: "So what are you looking for?"
John: "Oh she's got to be real pretty, - a good
cook and house keeper, she's got to know how to
handle money, have a nice and pleasant
personality -- and money, she's got to have
money, and a nice big house wouldn't hurt either."
George: "A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU!"
John: "Oh, it's okay, if she is crazy."
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I was listening to a lady who called a radio pastor. The
pastor was a wise, grandfatherly gentleman who has that
calm reassuring voice that can melt all fear. The lady, who
was obviously crying, said, "Pastor, I was born blind, and
I've been blind all my life. I don't mind being blind but I have
some well meaning friends who tell me that if I had more
faith I could be healed."
The pastor asked her, "Tell me, do you carry one of those
white canes?"
"Yes I do," she replied.
"Then the next time someone says that hit them over the
head with the cane," he said, "then say, 'If you had more
faith that wouldn't hurt!'"
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BUFFALO BILL
High Speed Web Cam
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ghjuyuh.htm
Hillary Wasn't Lying Bosnia Gunfire Footage
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gnbhghg.htm
Home Alone
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gkjjkk.htm
Home Security
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gfdrdft.htm
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FUN PAGES
Illegal Deodorant
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42356&s=n
Whack Your Boss
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41836&s=n
Dog Vegan
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42229&s=n
Eating 12 Pounds of Cereal
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42406&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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