THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
There are only two things, science and opinion; the
former begets knowledge, the latter ignorance.
Hippocrates (460 BC - 377 BC
Good morning postman fans!
I have been so busy yapping lately about the weather
that I neglected to comment on the passing of Jack Lalanne.
at the age of 96. We Baby boomers know him, the x and y ers
may not, however. Jack was the guru of the health movement
back when being healthy was not neccesarily cool. I remember
him especially because of mom, who excersized every day
without fail on the floor of our living room each morning
when his excersizing show aired on tv. Remember that sexy smooth
voice of his? "Don't forget to do your knee bends and we'll
be right back after this commercial." The show came on at
8am monday thru friday for years. But unfortunately, it was
also on at the same time that Captain Kangaroo was. To this
day, I have always told mom that the reason I turned out
so poorly in life? Is because I was always deprived of
watching Captain Kangaroo:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Good God
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a061.html
perfect
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a062.html
nothing by mouth
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a063.html
amazing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a064.html
Don't worry about me
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a065.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Jay Lenno
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/753.html
Doritos
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/754.html
guns n women
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/755.html
office fun
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/756.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
Secrets
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd578.html
Bambi the blonde celebrated her 40th birthday with a
makeover. She tummy tuck, butt implants, botox,
collagen... the works. Ten weeks and thousands of dollars
later, she was a new woman -- literally. Her
personal physician then performed her annual physical,
noted the new "body work." When the exam was finished,
he called her in. "Bambi, your overall health is good,
but I want to discuss a problem that often affects women
your age, osteoporosis." Bambi looked puzzled.
"Osteo--what?" "Bone loss. Many women start to experience
it in their 40s." Bambi giggled, blushed and said,
"Oh, really, Doc. You've seen me naked. Trust me, with
this body and this face, I get new bones
quite often!"
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A man goes into Chapter's bookstore and asks the young lady
assistant; "Do you have the new book out for men with short
penises? She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet."
The man said, "That's the one, I'll take a copy."
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In a stationery store, I quickly picked out a card for
my wife for our anniversary. The clerk was surprised by
how little time it took me, and she began relating a story
about another customer who spent a half-hour searching for
the right anniversary greeting. Noticing the man lingering
over one card after another, the clerk went to see if she
could help. "Is there a problem?" she asked.
"Yes, there is," he replied ruefully. "I can't find one
my wife will believe."
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A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer.
A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and
called, "What've you got in your truck?"
"Fertilizer," the farmer replied.
"What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy.
"Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer.
"You ought to live here," the little boy advised him.
"We put sugar and cream on ours."
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BUFFALO BILL
Lazy River Pee Prank
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asdwqw.htm
Leno Needs Body Guard
http://www.buffaloschips.com/agtrf.htm
Let the Beast Go
http://www.buffaloschips.com/acdsd.htm
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FUN PAGES
Packed Yankee Stadium
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=6042&s=n
Killer Elephant
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=39823&s=n
Life of Pun
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41412&s=n
Paper Airplane Flight Simulator
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42158&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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