THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
You can't build a lasting political movement
based on hostility to government.
- Gary Bauer
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Comet dust and light from billions of stars and
far-flung planets creates a magnificent display in
the desert night sky If you live in a city it is
easy to forget there is a stunning star-scape above
your head, which is hidden by light pollution.
But out in the Libyan desert, there is little to
obscure your view. Amateur photographer and civil
engineer Tunc Tezel captured the glorious night sky
above Ras Lanuf camp in Libya.Mr Tezel's awe-inspiring
photo titled 'Skylights over Libya'.. He took the image
on December 7 just after sunset
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
priceless
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a031.html
gold digger
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a032.html
cybersex
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a033.html
the problem with love dolls
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a034.html
congrats
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a035.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
your an asshole
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/733.html
at the bar
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/734.html
blame it on the cats
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/735.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
winter in Russia
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd573.html
Two young boys were spending the night at their
grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime,
the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their
prayers when the youngest one began praying at the
top of his lungs.
"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE..."
"I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO..."
"I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger
brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers?
God isn't deaf."
To which the little brother replied,
"No, but Grandma is!"
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The new employee stood before the paper shredder
looking confused.
"Need some help?" a secretary, walking by, asked.
"Yes," he replied, "how does this thing work?"
"Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand
and feeding it into the shredder.
"Thanks, but where do the copies come out?"
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There was a Kentucky redneck and a buckeye, fishing on
their respective sides of the Ohio river. Just as soon as
the redneck put his line in the water, he slung a fish onto
the bank, and the buckeye was catching nothing, so he
yelled across to the redneck, "Buddy, I'd sure like to
be on your side of the river!" "Aight, tell ya what, I'll
shine my flashlight 'cross this river, and
you can walk across this little beam of light!"
the redneck yelled back. The buckeye replied, "Haint
no way buddy. I know, you think I'm a fool!
When I get halfway cross, you'll turn your flashlight off!"
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A woman was at work when she received a phone call that
her small daughter was very sick with a fever. She
left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some
medication. She got back to her car and found that she
had locked her keys in the car.
She didn't know what to do, so she called home and told
the baby sitter what had happened. The baby sitter told
her that the fever was getting worse. She said, "You might
find a coat hanger and use that to open the door."
The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger
that had been left on the ground, possibly by someone else
who at some time had locked their keys in their car. She
looked at the hanger and said, "I don't know how to use this."
She bowed her head and asked God to send her help.
Within five minutes a beat up old motor cycle pulled up,
with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who was wearing an old biker
skull rag on his head. The woman thought, "This is what you
sent to help me?" But, she was desperate, so she was also
very thankful. The man got off of his cycle and asked if he
could help. She said, "Yes, my daughter is very sick. I
stopped to get her some medication and I locked my keys
in my car. I must get home to her... Please, can you use
this hanger to unlock my car?"
He said, "Sure." He walked over to the car, and in less
than a minute the car was opened. She hugged the man and
through her tears she said, "Thank You So Much! You are a
very nice man." The man replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man.
I just got out of prison today. I was in prison for car theft
and have only been out for about an hour."
The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing tears cried
out loud, "Oh, thank you God! You even sent me a Professional!!!"
BUFFALO BILL
Hard at the Beach
http://www.buffaloschips.com/aaswe.htm
Harley Ad
http://www.buffaloschips.com/adfrg.htm
Harsh Laws
http://www.buffaloschips.com/adfref.htm
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FUN PAGES
Do Beer, Not Drugs
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38550&s=n
Glowing Urine
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42228&s=n
Fat Fun
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41411&s=n
The Idiot Test 4
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41838&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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