THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
THE COMICS
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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the sniper
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the moose attack
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
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Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to
play racquetball. Suddenly, a guy runs through the
room wearing nothing but a bag over his head and
passes the three women. As he passes the first woman,
she looks down at his penis. "He's not my husband,"
she says. He passes by the second woman, who also
looks down at his penis. "He's not my husband either,
" she says, also not recognizing the unit. He passes by
the third woman, who takes a good long look as he runs
by her. "Wait a minute," she says. "He's not even a member
of this club."
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TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS
AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL
THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND
WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS
AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED.
THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY
GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.'
THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS
AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME
THE FIRST MAN SAYS,
'YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!'
'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?'
'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS
LOVING HER.' HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK
MINE WAS A WITCH.'
'A WITCH ??. . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?'
'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK,
AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT
THE WINDOW..... TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!'
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A buddy of mine volunteered recently to go to jump school.
On their first day of training, the instructor made an
important point about preparing for landing at 300 feet.
"How do you know when you're at 300 feet?" asked one GI.
"A good question," replied the instructor. "At 300 feet
you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."
The GI thought about this for awhile before asking,
"What happens if there's no one there I know?"
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A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was
dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come
you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to
heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I
can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious
programs make me feel good and the comedies make
me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.
She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in
focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the
TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the door-
bell ring, so he hurried to open the door, there stood Grand-
ma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma
home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom
bangin' her boyfriend." The minister fainted.
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BUFFALO BILL
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FUN PAGES
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Demolition Bobcat
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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