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What matters is not how old you are but how you are old
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
The net is rife with those pics of that great theme,,
people of Walmart. You have seen em, ordinary people who
are dressed or acting outrageously, so I thot you might
enjoy this stupid criminal story of someone who decided
to steal from Walmart...
Bozo criminal for today comes from Los Angeles, California,
where bozo Clyde Pointer was trying to run a scam on Wal-Mart.
He took a computer off the shelf and then used an old receipt
to claim a refund. He managed to get out of the store with his
cash before anyone realized what was going on. It was what happened
afterward that caused all the trouble. When he got to the parking
lot, he couldn't find his car anywhere. After spending several
minutes searching for it, he finally realized it had been
repossessed while he was in the store. So, he called a cab and
went home, right? Wrong. He went back inside the store to
complain that his car was missing. By this time they had
figured out his scam and he was arrested.
We do hope you enjoy todays issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a slight delay
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a066.html
a coca cola salesman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a067.html
drink coffee
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a068.html
Jews
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a069.html
the little old lady
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a070.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
as scary as jaws?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/757.html
Amazing gymnast 4 yr. old Gabby Tina Turner Dance
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/758.html
Street Acrobats - Union Square, New York City
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/759.html
phone sex operator
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/760.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
present
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back in Bagdad...
An elderly man was sitting on his verandah, when a
young man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand.
"What are you selling young man," he asked.
"I'm not selling anything," the young man said.
I'm a census taker.""A what?" the elder man asked.
"A census taker. We are trying to find out how many
people are in Australia.""Well," the man answered.
"You're wasting your time with me, I have no idea."
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A lawyer was cross-examining a witness.
"You have just testified that you heard the shot at
exactly 11:32 p.m.? How did you know what time it was?
Did you look at your watch?""No," the witness said.
"I looked at the sundial in the garden."
"That's stupid," screamed the lawyer. "How could
you tell time by a sundial at 11"32 at night?"
"I had a flashlight," the witness said.
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A woman's husband comes home hammered every night
and she always yells at him before going to bed alone.
One day she decides to try some reverse psychology.
When her husband staggers in that night, she's waiting
for him in her best lingerie. She sits him in an armchair
and gives him a backrub.It's getting late, big boy, she
says after a few minutes. Why don't we go upstairs to bed.
We might as well, slurs the husband. I'm going to be in
trouble when I get home, anyway.
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The couple ahead of me at the swanky hotel desk, were
asking for a room with a king, queen or double bed. The
clerk apologized and said that the only rooms available
had twin beds.Disappointed, the man remarked, "I don't
know. We've been sharing the same bed for 44 years."
"Could you possibly put them close together?" the wife asked.
Several people nearby smiled, and someone commented,
"How romantic."Then the woman finished her request with,
"Because if he snores, I want to be able to punch him."
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A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing
aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of
the art. It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
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BUFFALO BILL
army
http://www.buffaloschips.com/djsjdjkk.htm
Arnold
http://www.buffaloschips.com/fwetwtw.htm
art
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ppappap.htm
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FUN PAGES
Silly Puddy
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42355&s=n
Goldfish Change Color
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42249&s=n
How to Fly the Thay Hunter
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42249&s=n
What American Women Want
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=5620&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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