THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The hatred you may carry is a live coal in
your heart--far more damaging to yourself than to them.
Lawana Blackwell
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THE COMICS
bragging rights
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z061.html
whats this?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z062.html
jaws
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z063.html
bad news
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z064.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
hey now
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/721.html
a great blues song:)
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/722.html
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power point display
dogs and people
http://thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd569.html
Dana and Kim met for their weekly lunch date
and found themselves discussing the news of the
day -- the story of a politician who had an affair
with a young woman was one topic that came up.
"Dana," asked Kim thoughtfully one day, "what
would you do if you ever caught your husband
with another woman?"... "Another woman with MY
husband?" Dana thought it over.
"Don't hold back Dana, let me know what you
would really do." said Kim.
"Let's see," said Dana. "I suppose I'd break
her cane, shoot her guide dog, and call a cab
to take her back to the mental institution she escaped from."
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One day on a train, there were two small boys
and a middle-aged lady. She sat reading her book
but couldn't help overhearing the two small
boys having a deep heated discussion on the
subject of spelling. "It would be spelt
'W-W-W-W-O-O-O-O-M-M-M-M-B-B-B-B'," the first boy
argued. "No its not! It's spelt
'W-W-W-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-B-B-B',"
retorted the other. The lady leaned over unable
to keep to herself and said, "Excuse me
boys, but I think you'll find the word is
spelled 'W-O-M-B'." The first little boy looked
at the other, and then back at the lady, and
replied, "Ya know lady, I bet you've never even
seen a hippopotamus, let
alone ever heard one fart underwater!"
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The waitress was waiting about as patiently as could
be expected while the guy was slowly going over the
breakfast menu. Being a smart ass, he said to the other
guys in the booth, and loud enough for her to overhear,
"I usually never return to a restaurant unless one of
the sausages I'm served with my eggs is a match in
size for my own."The waitress gave him a disgusted
look and commented, "In that case, maybe you should
be looking at the children's menu
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BUFFALO BILL
Comedy
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jhuhj.htm
Condom Commercial
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ggfff.htm
Condom Tester
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gfddr.htm
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FUN PAGES
World's Oldest Cat
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=34657&s=n
Football Wedding
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=6041&s=n
Mating Mules
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42218&s=n
The Idiot Test
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41833&s=n
THATS ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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