THE POSTMANS CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
When my son's old Mercury died and gave up
the ghost some months ago, I sold my beloved
Crown Victoria to him just to help him out.
And did not buy a replacement car for myself.
That was ok for a while. But it left only two
cars, the roller skate Cavalier that the war
department drives. And the big ghetto cruiser
Crown Victoria. And finally, yesterday I went
out and bought me a replacement car.
Not that I especially need transportation, but
if sons crown vic or wifes Cavalier breaks down
for a day or two, it can be a bit of a hassle
shuffling people back and forth to work.
So, feeling fairly good yesterday, I went out
car shopping. I found me
an old clunker that hadn't been removed from
the road in the face of Obama's vehicle replacement
program. They are a little rare these days
because so many of the old cars have been taken
off the road. It is definitely one of those
"rusty but trusty" cars, as they say. But it will
be fine as a "spare" car. Its an old Chrysler LHS.
I'm getting too old to
play taxi these days when one of the cars break
down :) Besides, its important to have a car to
drive when u wanna go out to McDonalds in the
morning for a cup of coffee:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
in the confessional
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a001.html
the height of sadness
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a002.html
thank you!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a003.html
a slow computer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a004.html
braces
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a005.html
bear
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a006.html
the advantage of big boobs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a007.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
heart attack
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/723.html
old girls party
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/724.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
plasma screen hd is ...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd570.html
The politician was sitting at his campaign
headquarters when the phone rang. He listened
intently, and after a moment his face brightened.
When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother
to tell her the good news."Ma," he shouted,
"the results are in. I won the election!" "Honestly?"
The politician's smiled faded. "Aw, Ma, why bring
that up at a time like this?"
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A while back, when I was considerably younger,
I picked up a date at her parents' home. I'd
scraped together some money to take her to a fancy
restaurant. She ordered the most expensive items
on the menu. Shrimp cocktail, Lobster, Champagne.
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that
when you eat at home?" "No," she replied. "But
my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."
I said, "Enjoy."
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I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16
or so. I went in to buy a
packet of condoms at Hawley's pharmacy.
There was this beautiful woman assistant behind
the counter, and she could see that I was new at
it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew
how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, this
is my first time.' So she unwrapped the package,
took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She
cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.
I apparently still looked confused so, she looked
all around the store to make sure it was empty.
'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door,
and locked it.Taking my hand, she led me into the
back room, unbuttoned her blouse and
removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it
aside. 'Do these excite you?'
she asked, holding her breasts up for me to see.
Well, I was so dumb-struck
that all I could do was nod my head. She then
said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was
slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her
panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on',
she said, 'We don't have much time.'
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that
unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and
KAPOW, I was done within a few moments. She looked
at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that
condom on?' she asked. I said,
'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.
Then she beat the shit out of me.......
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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