THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
"A man is innocent until proven broke."
a creed that all good
misstresses, wives and lawyers know.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
Good News!! The TSA "pat-down" is REALLY working!!
Year to date statistics on Airport screening from
the Department of Homeland Security:
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes Only 3
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
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THE COMICS
take those doctor pills
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y086.html
more medications
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y087.html
doin time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y088.html
getting plowed
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y089.html
ever notice
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y090.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
caramel dip
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/680.html
good chili
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/681.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
The great barrier reef
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd557.html
A blonde walks into a barber shop with headphones on.
She tells the barber what cut she wants, but that he
has to cut around her headphones. The barber looks a
little puzzled but agrees. So, he starts cutting the
best he can but accidently he knocks the headphones off.
Within a few seconds the girl dies. Very startled, the man
walks over and picks up the headphones and hears, "breathe in, breathe out
breathe in....
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An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
86-year-old said, 'Things are great and I've never felt better.'
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
"So what do you think about that Doc ?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then began to tell a story.
"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter
and never misses a season."
One day he was setting off to go hunting.
In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his
walking cane instead of his gun."
"As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male
beaver sitting at the water's edge.
He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he
couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.
Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as
if it were his favourite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."
"Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said,
"Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else
pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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Martha was having a heart to heart talk with her mom on her first visit
home since heading off to college.
"Mom, I have to tell you, I lost my virginity."
"Well, hon, I'm not surprised," consoled her mother. "It was bound to
happen sooner or later. I just hope it was a romantic and pleasurable
experience."
"Well, yes, and no."
"What do you mean?"
"The first twelve guys felt great, but after them, my pussy got real sore."
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Liana was a beautiful girl. As she was walking
through the woods on a hot summers day, the heat
became too much for her and she decided to go for a swim.
She took off all her clothes, piled them neatly on the
side of the riverbank and dove in. A couple of young boys
came along and decided to steal her clothes.
Having gotten out of the water and discovered her clothes
had been stolen, Liana decided to go to the roadside and
hitch a ride home. Along came Steve, riding a bicycle. He
stopped for Liana. "Come," he said, "I'll ride you into town."
She jumped on his bicycle and rode side-saddle in front of
him. Steve said nothing, but after ten minutes Liana was so
overwhelmed at how calm he was that she said, "Tell me, haven't
you noticed that I'm completely naked?"
"Sure," said Steve. "Haven't you noticed that
you're riding on a girls bike?"
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BUFFALO BILL
What A Wonderful World
http://www.buffaloschips.com/71604.htm
What Old People Do For Fun
http://www.buffaloschips.com/71605.htm
What The West Would Have Been Like With Shetland Ponies
http://www.buffaloschips.com/71606.htm
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FUN PAGES
Are You on TV?
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=39811&s=n
A Bill From The Hospital
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=6087&s=n
Star Monger
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=37185&s=n
Donkey Feet
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42240&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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