Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Hello All. I spent a good while at a new doctor today and the
hospital
having tests run and like they say this may be the first day of the
rest of my
life. In the light of our hospital becoming a regional medical
center we have
acquired a lot of new doctors and surgeons and it appears to be at
about
the right time for me as my kidneys are becoming a problem and my
doctor
of 23 years wanted me to see a specialist. I have more tests
scheduled for
next week along with a meeting with a nutritionist for a new diet
and a visit
with a surgeon to find out about a gastric bypass which is now being
done
at our hospital too. They seem to think Medicare will cover a sleeve
type
bypass where they staple your stomach down to the size of a banana
so
I am willing to try it before I get much older.
This latest blast of cold air that hit has required me to add a
sweater to
the light jacket I usually wear during the winter and I have asked
Sandy
to get my Carhartt bibs and jacket ready in case it gets much
colder. It was
2 below when I went for my doctor's appointment and we had a high
today
of 5. Not enough to make me move to Florida but if someone offered
me
a free trip to Hawaii, I would take them up on it.
Enjoy the chips and stay warm... buffalo
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A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a
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So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
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Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign
reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues
upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She
goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking
and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly
stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous,
Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so
tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign
reads:
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on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives
store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and like beer.
The third floor has wives that love sex, like beer and have money.
The fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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Hillbilly Jokes
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* Best bar pick-up line in Georgia: Hey, you sure don't sweat much
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A young blonde was having problems with her first
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The young blonde, not reading the directions, rips
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Did you hear about the Indian chief who traded in his forty year old
squaw for two twenty year olds? A couple of weeks later a couple of
fellow braves saw him back with his forty year old squaw. They said,
"What happened to your two twenty year olds?" The Chief replied, "Me
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Ever since my friend had all the digits amputated from his feet, I
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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first
Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks
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trouble parallel parking, however, and winds up a couple of feet
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A ladder was placed against the bedroom window of a burning house,
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their laps. Now the three people's name are Peter, Penny and
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"Penny did you see Peter's pecker poking through the paper in the
parlor as we were playing poker?" Penny replied "Pricilla, don't
talk about Peter's pecker poking through the paper in the parlor as
we were playing poker! It makes my pussy pucker and I can't pee!"
Why is a cheerleader like a tampons? They're both stuck up bitches!
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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and
drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came sswwiiishing down the
aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that
he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if
you could just put your trays up, that would be super. Thanks'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and
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'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked
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Limerick Chips
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There was a young lady whose joys
Were achieved with incomparable poise.
She could have an orgasm
With never a spasm-
She could fart without making a noise.
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There was a young lady of Twickenham
Who thought men had not enough prick in 'em.
On her knees every day
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There was a young lady of Spain
Whose face was excessively plain
But her cunt had a pucker
That made the men fuck'er
Again and again and again.
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Parting Chips
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A beautiful young woman is getting dressed for work one morning in
her high-rise apartment building. She glances out her fiftieth-story
bedroom window and sees a window washer outside. Thinking she will
rattle him, she slowly takes off her dress.
?
The window washer just goes about the business of cleaning the
windows. Next, she removes her slip in a very provocative manner.
Still, the man just keeps working away. Taking her striptease to the
full extent, she takes off her bra and panties and begins parading
around her room. The window washer still takes no notice of her.
?
Finally, the woman walks over to the window and just stands there,
totally naked, staring at the man outside her window. At last the
window washer puts down his pail and says, "What's the matter, lady,
haven't you ever seen a window washer before?"
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn Vol 1967
Val
This trip to Caldwell saw some changes, changes in Val.
Val followed dad everywhere he went. Val slept with dad and was like
a mini-Sandi.
When it came time to go, with Sandi and Katie in the car and dad
outside. Val was howling, crying..
BJ: Diana, I have to go back in the house to say good-bye to Val.
This is breaking my heart.
Diana: Okay, but you might make it worse.
BJ: How can it get any worse?
BJ goes into the house and encourages Val to get onto the couch. BJ
rubs her belly and . BJ: Val I am going to miss you too. You have to
be brave and take care of mommy.
Val: Sniff sniff, I will. I miss you though.
BJ: This is just for a few days.
Val: Rudy has made me into a family doggie. I need my family.
BJ: That is the way it should be and time is getting shorter and
pretty soon we will be a family all the time.
Val: Really?
BJ: Promise.
Val: Then go and I will not cry.
BJ leaves and there is no howling and no crying.
The herd (pretty much how it happened)
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