THE POSTMANS CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I didn't write this one,
but I wish I had...
Old Fart Pride
I*m passing this on as I did not want to be the only old fart receiving it.
Actually, it*s not a bad thing to be called, as you will see. Old
Farts are easy to spot at sporting events; during the playing of the
Star Spangled Banner. Old Farts remove their caps and stand at
attention and sing without embarrassment. They actually know the words!
Old Farts remember World War II, Pearl Harbor, Guadalcanal , Normandy
and Hitler. They remember the Atomic Age, the Korean War, The Cold
War, the Jet Age and the Moon Landing. They remember the 50 plus
Peacekeeping Missions from 1945 to 2005, not to mention Vietnam .
If you bump into an Old Fart on the sidewalk he will apologize. If
you pass an Old Fart on the street, he will nod or tip his cap to a
lady. Old Farts trust strangers and are courtly to women.
Old Farts hold the door for the next person and always, when walking,
make certain the lady is on the inside for protection.
Old Farts seldom brag unless it*s about their children or grandchildren.
This country needs Old Farts with their work ethic and sense of
responsibility.
We need them now more than ever..
Pass this on to all the Old Farts you know.
I was taught to respect my elders. It*s just getting harder to find
them.
We do hope you enjoy todays issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the doctor said
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a081.html
I told you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a082.html
where are my manners
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a083.html
the hamburger
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a084.html
isn;t that cute
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a085.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
capitol 1 hill obama card
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/768.html
to the extreme
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/769.html
puppy love
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/770.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
similitudes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd584.html
Suecia
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd585.html
Wendy the whiskey maker lived in the back hills of
Kentucky and produced some of the finest whiskey
available in the area. One day, as she transported
her product to the black market, she had truck
trouble and had to stop by the side of the road.
A young man named Tommy was passing by and stopped
to help her. He was unaware of her illegal activities
and remained in the dark throughout the course of
the growing friendship which ensued. In due course,
they = even became lovers with him completely unaware
of her activities.One evening, the government raided
her place of business and arrested her. Her young lover
was with her when she was arrested and suddenly
became aware of her past. The officers then transported
her to the local county jail where she remained overnight.
Tommy came to visit her in the morning and as he left
the sheriff asked him: "I guess this will change your
feelings about her, won't it lad?" Tommy's response was
quick and emphatic. He turned to the sheriff and
simply said: "She may be only a whiskey maker, but
I love her still."
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Twin sisters in St.Luke's Nursing Home were turning
one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper
told a photographer to get over there and take pictures
of the two 100 year old twins. One of the twins was hard
of hearing and the other could hear quite well...
Once the photographer arrived, he asked the sisters to
sit on the sofa.The nearly-deaf sister said to her twin,
"WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other.
"Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman.
Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE."
So they wiggled up close to each other.
"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little,"
said the photographer.Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"With a big grin, the nearly-deaf
twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US?"
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AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT
MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP
APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A
10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY
NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL". NOW I HAVE A$1,500,000.00
HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT
I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT
HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN.
SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND
SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING
IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA
BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV. AREN'T OLDER
WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE
CRISES.
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BUFFALO BILL
Ability To Fly For Bud Light
http://www.buffaloschips.com/hoi.htm
Airline Pilot
http://www.buffaloschips.com/hiuyuu9.htm
Alarm Clock
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jhui.htm
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Fun Pages
Deformed Fish
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42404&s=n
Anna Kournikova Calendar Shoot
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=20492&s=n
Balloon Eater
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38556&s=n
Fat Fun
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41411&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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