THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Life is too short to wake up with regrets.
So love the people who treat you right
& forget about those who don't.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The Obama Administration announced plans yesterday
to streamline their signature gov't administered
health care plan with the TSA. The president says
it will reduce medical costs for the average
American citizen:
1. If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport . . .
2, you'll get a free x-ray and a pat down, and . . .
3. if you mention Al Queda, you get a colonoscopy.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
hey
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a071.html
thank heavens
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a072.html
windbreaker
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a073.html
emergency
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a074.html
the chef's special
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a075.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Peacherine Rag
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/761.html
the box
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/762.html
wake ups
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/763.html
old guys
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/764.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
air craft pictures
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd580.html
how can one woman satisfy 12 men at the same time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd581.html
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An elderly widow and widower were dating for about
five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry.
She immediately said "yes".
The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what
her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no,
she looked at me funny...
" After about an hour of trying to remember, to no avail,
he got on the telephone and gave her a call.
Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her
answer to the marriage proposal.
"Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered
saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was."
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Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sum Wan ..And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone!
But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother,
Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and
now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now,
Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent
to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter!
You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
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A woman is worried about an older woman, a widow,
who lives in the apartment next door. She hasn't heard
anything from her for a few days.
So she tells her son, "I want you to go next door and
see how ol' Mrs. Pierpoint is."
A few minutes later, the boy returns.
"Well, is she all right?" the mother asks.
"She's fine, but she's annoyed with you," he says.
"At me? Whatever for?"
"Well," says her son, "Mrs. Pierpoint told me it's n
one of your business how old she is."
BUFFALO BILL
Mouse in Her Bra
http://www.buffaloschips.com/acdhhdd.htm
Movie
http://www.buffaloschips.com/abghyy.htm
Movie 1
http://www.buffaloschips.com/acccd.htm
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FUN PAGES
A Race Across the Paper Cosmos
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42159&s=n
Flight Simulator X
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42157&s=n
Must Wash Hands
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41409&s=n
How to Fly the Wide Fenix
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42413&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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