THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
In spite of the dire predictions from meteorolgists,
the so called Alberta clipper did not produce a lot
of fluffy stuff here in West Michigan last night.
The winds quite often come down from the Canadian
prairie in winter, causing remarkably nasty winter
conditions. They suggest that anyone traveling in
the current icy and snow conditions should make
sure they have the following:
Shovel
Blankets or sleeping bag
Extra clothing including hat and gloves
24 hours worth of food
De-Icer
Rock Salt
Flashlight with spare batteries
Road Flares or Reflective Triangles
Empty gas Can
First Aid Kit
Booster cables
I looked like an idiot on the bus this morning !
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the picture
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z051.html
Bob is an idiot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z052.html
vengeance
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z052.html
Grand ma and the TSA
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z054.html
playin chess
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z055.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
washing the car
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/716.html
Beware! Skirt Rising! Naked and Funny 1162
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/717.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
Lisa...a hot babe
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd568.html
"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor
says to the defendant. "You came home from work
early and found your wife in bed with a strange man."
"That's correct," says the defendant.
"Upon which," continues the prosecutor, "you take
out a pistol and shot your wife, killing her."
"That's correct," says the defendant.
"Then my question to you is, why did you shoot your
wife and not her lover?" asked the prosecutor.
"It seemed easier," replied the defendant, "
than shooting a different man every day!"
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A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits
the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone
in the bar that this is a very talented octopus.
He says that it can play any musical instrument
in the world. Everyone in the bar laughs at the man,
calling him an idiot. So he says that he will wager
$50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus
can't play. A guy walks up with a guitar and sets
it beside the octopus. Immediately the octopus picks
up the guitar and starts playing better than Jimi
Hendrix. The guitar man pays up his $50.
Another guy walks up with a trumpet. This time the
octopus plays the trumpet better than Miles Davis.
This guy pays up his $50. Then a Scotsman walks up
with some bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus
fumbles with it for a minute and then sits down with
a confused look. "Ha!" the Scot says. "Can ye nae
plae it?" The octopus looks up at him and says,
"Play it? I'm going to take her up to my boudoir
and screw it... as soon as I get her pajamas off!"
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A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac
with big tits who owns a bar at the beach,
and loves to send me motorcycleing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
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Don't Smoke here
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kdkdd.htm
Drill Team For Retired Guys
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kkkkkk.htm
Earthquake
http://www.buffaloschips.com/dsss.htm
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FUN PAGES
Killer Elephant
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=39823&s=n
Cross Examining A Coroner
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=6082&s=n
Ford Cars with Dodge Engines
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42387&s=n
Flight Simulator X
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42157&s=n
THATS ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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