THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
You know, I always thot that I would live
in this place forever. When we first moved
to this town in the mid 70s, it was not a bad
place. Work was readily available, if you didn't
mind working in a factory. Back in the day,
it gave you pretty decent, steady work. All that
has changed now, little bit different! However,
I read an article tonight which placed our town
on the 10 top worst cities in America list. Isn't
that a great list to be on?
In addition, as of 0200 this morning, it is a mere
12 degrees outside. Cold enough that my son does not
want to go out for a ciggy. Then, my buddy sends
me a couple more reasons to get outta town...
I'm thinkin South...what do you think?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the nurse
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a040.html
have an argument with a woman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a041.html
the restroom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a042.html
sex
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a043.html
deposits
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a044.html
at the doctor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a045.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES!
the wedding
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/736.html
now THATS hot!!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/737.html
the perfect crime
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/738.html
blazing saddles
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/739.html
s visitor from up north
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/740.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
the navy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd574.html
The family all got together recently, and were just
hanging around at Mom and Dad's.
My sister was browsing through an almanac and laughed
at a little piece of trivia she had found in the book,
which she then read aloud; "Did you know that a
woman's breasts increase in size by 25% during sex?"
My brother-in-law, a notorious joker, shot back,
"So, how come yours don't?"
My father, from behind his newspaper and without
even a pause, replied, "You're not pumping hard enough."
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A guy walks into a country bar down in Arkansas and orders
a white wine. All the rednecks sitting around the bar
look up, expecting to see some Yankee.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Idaho ."
Not knowing where Idaho is, the bartender says,
"What do you do in Idaho ?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is
a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers,
"It's okay boys. He's one of us."
BUFFALO BILL
Air Bag
http://www.buffaloschips.com/0ijdfl.htm
Air Bags
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ijrf302.htm
Airline Food
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jf234f.htm
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FUN PAGES
Dieing Goldfish
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42235&s=n
Dirt Bike
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41837&s=n
Goldfish Change Color
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42249&s=n
Drunk Ants
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=39822&s=n
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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