THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Live as if you were to die tomorrow.
Learn as if you were to live forever."
Mahatma Gandhi
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Yesterday was interesting. I finally decided
to reformat this computer. Now, I could find my way
around with win98. not to say I understood what
I was doing. lets just say we "had an understanding"
,me and that old puter. However, when good ole
"Barney" finaly died, I knew his replacement was
NOT going to be friendly from the start. For one
thing, it is windows vista. a travesty of justice
from the get go. And it has been over 2 years now
since I bought it. Yah I know, over two years
since I got up the nerve to reformat the dumb
thing for the first time. Surprisingly, it was not
that hard to do and went without a hitch.
Unfortunately, it did not
solve the reasons I had to want to reformat, but it
did go easily. WinVista took a lot of heat in its day.
And I wouldn't say it is/was a great os. but it has done
ok for the last couple years for me. (I kinda miss 98)
well anyways, go figger!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
applying for a job
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z031.html
rapport
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z032.html
showing off for the babes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z033.html
a kiss goodnight
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z034.html
so little time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z035.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Steve Bridges as Obama - Comedy Impression - Pt 2
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/701.html
bouncing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/702.html
Mike's
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/703.html
humor competition
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/704.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
puzzle for seniors
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd564.html
A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical
Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.
'I'm O. K. But I didn't like the four letter-words
the doctor used in surgery,' he answered.
'What did he say,' asked the nurse.
'Oops!'
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'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,'
the divorce Court Judge said, 'and I've decided to
give your wife $775 a week,'
'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said.
'And every now and t hen I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.'
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WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE - I'M BROKE
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day,
only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man
carrying a vacuum cleaner: 'Good morning,' said the
young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your
time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners.'
'Go away!' said the old lady. 'I'm broke and haven't got
any money!' And she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the
door and pushed it wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he
said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her
hallway carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all
traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will
personally eat the remainder.'
The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well let me get you a
fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning...'
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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two
large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was
ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am,
there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better
go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."
Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money?
You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is
right next to the Golf course. On Golf days, a lot of Golfers
come and pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my
flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the
flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?
So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real
quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his
thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say,
'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.'
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing.
"OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody pays."
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The hostess of her bridge club got a last minute call from one
of the players that she was sick. Unable to get a replacement on
such short notice, she drafted her husband, a mediocre player
(at best) with an attitude. During the game, he got up and went
to the bathroom, leaving the door ajar. Everyone listened as he
urinated into the toilet. Embarrassed, his wife called out,
"John, would you please close the damn door!"
John's partner said, "Never mind-- it's the first time since we
started playing that I've known what the man has in his hand."
FUN PAGES
Invention of the Poster
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42219&s=n
What Will You Get This Xmas?
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41259&s=n
A Race Across the Paper Cosmos
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42159&s=n
You Killing Me
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=40943&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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