[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner!

 

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

The only thing that wakes you up
faster than coffee is spilled coffee.

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THE COMICS

this is your captain speaking
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a076.html

lunch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a077.html

the cause
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a078.html

epidemic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a079.html

good news
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a080.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

ide Vietnam: Battle at Ia Drang
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/765.html

in the ladies room
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/766.html

don't look up
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/767.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY

Walmart competition
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd582.html

China
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd583.html
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the last supper

One night a blonde, being very bored, decides she wants to do something
different. She decides she wants to rent an adult video.
After going to the movie store she gets things ready.....lights
candles...turns down the lights..puts on something slinky....and gets
herself comfy.
She puts the video into her VCR but all she sees is static. She calls
the rental store and protests, "The movie I rented only shows static!"
The clerk replies, "I'm sorry ma'am we've been having problems with some
of our videos lately. Can you tell me the name of the video you rented?"
The blonde replies, "Head Cleaner."
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"I need a raise," the man said to his boss. "There are three other
companies after me."
"Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?"
"The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company."
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A director is screen testing Sylvester Stallone and Arnold
Schwarzenegger for a new film about classic composers. Not having
figured out who to give which part to, he asks Sly who he would like
to be.Stallone says, "I like Mozart. I want to be Mozart."
So the Director says, "Very well, you can be Mozart." Then he turns
to Arnie and says, "Arnie, who would you like to play?"
And Arnie says, "Ah'll be Bach!"

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BUFFALO BILL

Aaaaahhhhh!
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90906.htm

Advise for the Dimocraps
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90907.htm

Airline Pilot of the year
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90908.htm
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FUN PAGES

Blinding Slinkies
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42230&s=n

We Need A Fourth For Poker
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=6522&s=n

Killer Bugs
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41428&s=n

Average Lifespan
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42407&s=n

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

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