THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Give thanks for what you are now, and keep fighting
for what you want to be tomorrow.
~Fernanda Miramontes-Landeros
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I got a "ticket to work" in the mail the other day.
That Is the SSI program to encourage those who draw
benefits to go back to work. I suppose there is some
value to that, but its kindof funny
for a guy like me. What do they think? That
somehow after 3 years that my emphasyma is
gonna go away and somehow my lungs are gonna
be all better? Ya right.Here is a good idea, how bout
if I open up my own business ...I was thinking about
something like being a sex instructor.Wonder what the
'war dept' would think of that idea? Who knows tho...
I just might make my fortune there! (as long as
I don't get too winded)
I can see myself now humping away and having my
air tanks on my back! But they say
if I ran out of air at a bad time , I would die happy!
go figger!
(Aly, you can be the first student, lol )
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
organic?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z046.html
a romantic night
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z047.html
lucky sock
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z048.html
supportive parents
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z049.html
how much is it?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z050.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the sky jack
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/714.html
the baboon and the crocodile
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/715.html
haircut
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/712.html
pretty woman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/713.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
safetey at work
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd567.html
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor
put him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly
for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again
for 2 days then skip a day ...... And repeat this procedure
for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have l
ost at least 5 pounds.' When the Irishman returned,
he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you
follow my instructions?' The Irishman nodded ...
'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were
going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'
'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
'No, from the fookin' skippin'
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A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his doctor to
complain that he is unable to get any women to have
sex with him. They all tell him that his penis is too
long. "Doctor," he asked, in total frustration,
"is there any way you can shorten it?"
The doctor replied, "Medically son, there is nothing
I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to
help you." So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.
The man calls upon the witch and relays his story.
"Witch, my penis is 25 inches long and I can't get any
women to have sex with me. Can you help me shorten it?"
The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and
then replies, "I think I have a solution to your problem.
What you have to do is go to this pond deep in the forest.
In the pond, you will see a frog sitting on a log who can
help solve your dilemma. First you must ask the frog, will
you marry me? Each time the frog declines your proposal,
your penis will be five inches shorter." The man's face
lit up and he dashed off into the forest.
He called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?"
The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "NO."
The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 5 inches shorter.
"WOW," he screamed out loud, "This is great!! But it's
still too long at 20 inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again."
"Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted. The frog
rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!"
The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down,
and it was another 5 inches shorter. The man laughed, "This is fantastic."
He looked down at his penis again, 15 inches long, and
reflected for a moment. Fifteen inches is still a monster,
just a little less would be ideal.
Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out,
"Frog will you marry me?" The frog looked back across
pond shaking its head, "How many times do I have to tell you?
NO . . . NO . . . and for the last time . . . NO!!!"
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Two senior citizens were bragging about their sex lives in
the elderly homes, "Can you still do it? I have sex with
my wife twice a week. How many can you do?"
"Oh, I do it almost every night of the week!"
"Almost every night!!?????"
"Yup! Monday, almost. Tuesday, almost. Wednesday,........"
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A married couple goes to a marriage counselor to work out some problems.
The counselor sits them on the couch and says,
"Let's start by talking about what you both have in common."
The husband says, "Well for starters, neither one of us sucks dick
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BUFFALO Bill
24 Hr Bra
http://www.buffaloschips.com/aef.htm
36 Long
http://www.buffaloschips.com/auygo.htm
50 Cal
http://www.buffaloschips.com/a3r4g.htm
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FUN PAGES
Crazy Tyre
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38554&s=n
Circus Clowns
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42389&s=n
Funny Cowboy Pranks
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41949&s=n
Income of a Stripper
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42392&s=n
THATS ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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